Today spud was having her hourly hair dye bath; it really helped keep her skin looking fire truck red, which she loved.
Spud decided that she would invite her friend tramp man to the bathing ceremony, and if he was good she would let him grope her tit. Her tit was a rare breed of blue tit and had to be properly cared for by the head keeper Jenna who lived off animal dung.
Jenna and her best friend heavy booger foot loved animal dung so much they lived in a hollowed out ball of it in the cages.
One day spud woke up and saw she had grown body hair all over, her pubes were as long as a spatula. This meant she would get all the aquatic men like sponge bob Nd Patrick but especially squidward. She didn't trust mr crabs as he would cut her pubes with his claws because his obese daughter pearl was jealous.
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This is the end of the spud tales. Spud continues to live a good life. She is now married to plankton and his computer wife Karen. She is not happy though as Mr crabs still tries to steal the crabby pubey formula. But he can't beat her because she has become so fat off chum bucks chum she can roll over the crab.
The end.
