— time skip to 2 weeks later—
as you guys know, when I was 5 years old my boyfriend died in a tragic car accident.. so tragic.. I'm sobbing..
and recently I met this guy named SpongeBob! I met him when I was surfing with the starfishes in the Pacific Ocean.
but anyways, this morning I woke up to my Lucious locks and my ocean blue orbs (so gorgeous. I'm so pretty.)
after I admire myself for 5 hours I check my phone to see a text from, SpongeBob! it says
"hiya matey! my arm just fell off and I was wondering if you wanted to catch tacos while surfing on the street at 23:40 pm?"
he is such a dreamy guy. I'm so mesmerized by him. always. his hobbies are so amazing like what the hell is jelly fishing! but he made it happen.. and I love for him being so autistic! so cute.
I texted him back a minute ago, and he hasn't responded yet LIKE WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE..💔💔
oh wait nevermind he just texted me back! lol! I'm so silly. he said "nevermind I gotta cancel my buddy Patrick is taking me out to lunch and to go to goofy goobers! HAHA cya!"
oh.. damn. well whatever! it'll be fine, right? we'll meet up sometime soon.
I say.. with full confidence.. but I start sobbing.. and I couldn't stop.. soon enough all my eyelashes fall off and my pupils fall out
it's okay, it always happens and I can't feel pain so like whatever!
since I'm only 1 month old my legs give out on my and I start crawling on my hands, it's been awhile since I cried.. this sucks.
my hair starts falling out in clumps.. wait.. I've heard about these symptoms! it's usually if you get a deadly sickness called yellow dot fever!
it's interesting.. but basically it's where if you go out with a small square man with yellow skin and holes all over his body and he had 2 gapped teeth, his shoes and feet squeak when he walks.. that's weird because this is a exact explanation of SpongeBob!!
uh oh..
I just got a notification from his phone.
"I don't think we can see each other anymore, your mid tbh. 🤓☝️"
to be continued..
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