Celeste Potter [Pirates of the Caribbean X Harry Potter] (WTM)

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[Jack stands on the mast of his boat, noticing that it's filling up with water he jumps down to bail it out; notices three pirate skeletons hanging with a sign. Pirates ye be warned and pays homage to them; reaches the port, his boat sinking lower and lower until he is at the dock and is able to simply walk off the boat's mast]

Jack smirks seeing himself on the screen before Barbossa chucks his apple core at the back of Jack's head.

Harbourmaster: [to Jack]  What? Hey. Hold up, there, you. It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. [they both look at the sunken boat] And I shall need to know your name.

Jack: [hands him three shillings] What d'ye say to three shillings and we forget the name?

Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr Smith. [Jack sees the Harbourmaster's money pouch and takes it]

[Norrington's promotion ceremony] Shouted orders to soldiers: Two paces march! Right about face! Present arms! [Norrington walks to get his promotion, unsheathes his new sword]

Will whispers under his breath with jealousy. "Git."

Murtogg: [spots Jack] This dock is off limits to civilians.

Jack: I'm terribly sorry. I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently there's some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?

Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.

Jack: It's a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a [shifts again] a ship like that [points out the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.

Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.

Jack: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh un-catchable. The Black Pearl.

Both Hector's and Jack's faces perk up at the mention of their precious ship. Neville looked at them curiously, wondering what could be so special about a ship.

Mullroy: Well? There's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.

Mullroy: No, no it's not.

Murtogg: Yes, it is, I've seen it.

Mullroy: You've seen it?

Murtogg: Yes.

Mullroy: You haven't seen it.

Murtogg: Yes, I have.

Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

Essie laughs at the obviously fake description while the Weasley twins looked at Jack with newfound respect.

Murtogg: No.

Mullroy: No.

Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails. [Jack slips away while they banter]

Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?