Cheesy Pair

The Deadly Duo

The socks travelled onward. An undescribable yet familiar smell filled the air. "Anyone else wonder why that guy beat us up just to tell us the world is gonna end?" Piped up Jeffery eventually. "Yea, I've been thinking about it. He was pretty lousy now that I think of it." Dotty responded. "I mean, they didn't have to hurl a metal bat at us, I've still got a bruise from that." Hey wait what's thaaAAA- "CLAP!" The three had been sandwiched together by what seemed to be a familiar face... er... hand, I suppose. "We meet again, sock!" Cheese looked up in bewilderment, which then turned to uncertainty. "Who are you again?" He asked the hand. "You don't remember us? After all this time?" "Who's us?" Just then, another hand lowered from above. "They call us

The Deadly Duo!"

"What kinda goofy name is that?" Giggled Jeffery to himself. "Shut up, your name is Jeffery!" Said one of the hands in retaliation. "Wha- Hey!! You're not supposed to know my name!" One of the hands gave him a slap which knocked him out. "Shut it." The pair of fists fixed their view on cheese again. "Now, are you ready to do this one last time?" Cheese looked around himself in search of a way to escape, but there was no luck. Sock vs. glove, who will win? Only one way to find out.
The two palms lunged themselves at the socks. Quickly, they dodged with only seconds to spare. Jeffery was starting to gain consciousness again, but that did not last very long. "Hey guys- AAAAAH!" He screamed, which was then followed by a crash.
"Jeffery! Cheese, we have to help him!" Dotty ran to Jeffery to check his wounds. "Come and get me! Betcha can't catch mee~" taunted cheese, which angered the hands."Get back here! This is serious!" The hands darted for him but in a swift jump, as if it was in slow motion, cheese leapt into the air and did a bicycle kick to the back of hands. "Grah!" Wailed the hands. "What have you done!? What have you done to us!? Aaaaaaaaah!! Ahahahaaaaaaagh! Gaah! Help us! Please help! AHHHHH!!!" The hands were screaming bloody murder. Their movements seemed unholy. Demonic, even. "What's their problem?" "Don't you know? The kicking the back of a hand has an extremely dangerous effect!! You'll pay for this, sock! You'll pay! You'll-" and suddenly, they dropped dead, their bodies twitching ever so slightly. "Hah, losers." Jeered Cheese at he deceased hands. "We should probably get out of here." Dotty muttered with fear in her voice. "Yea, let's go." Cheese replied. Dotty threw Jeffery over her shoulder. "C'mon, quick. Before people come to see what's making all this noise." The three of them left just as fast as they came...