[Burger Bois being dumbasses part 1]

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B3: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.


Ben: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
B3: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Neo can fight in that dress either.
Neo: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.


B3: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Neo: Don't ever speak to me again.


B3: *pulls back the curtain while Neo is showering*
B3: Hey did we - stop screaming it's me - did we run out of Cheerios?


Ben: *sighs* I have no friends...
B3:
B3: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!


Neo: I hate you with every inch of my body!
B3: That's not a lot of inches.


B3: This is tied for most terrifying day of my life.
Ben: Tied with what?
B3: Every other day of myself!


B3: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.
Ben: Yeah?
B3: Bitch.


B3: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.


Ben: B3, you're only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Neo: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
B3: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Neo* How about a muffin on the house baby?
Neo, giggling: I'm pretty.


Neo: All snacks are gone.
B3: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!


*During a game of Hangman*
Ben: Nope, there's no Q. You lose.
B3: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something!
Ben: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!


B3: Are you a painting?
Neo: What-?
B3: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Ben: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-


Neo: There's no way they like me back.
Ben: B3 would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Neo: B3 would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.


Yeah I know some of them were just b3eo but they're funny okay-


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