[FNF Incorrect Quotes]

[B3eo being silly part 1]

Hi pookies, sorry I haven't updated ANY of my books, I kinda lost motivation for any of them (I also kinda forgot Wattpad existed for a lil bit)

ANYWAYS to the funny shit!!!

B3: Are you busy? Neo: No. B3: Want to do something? Neo: Why would you try to ruin this for me?

Neo: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- B3: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Neo: The fourth sentence- B3: Yeah, that's where I got really emotional and I- Neo: It's "you're" not "your".

B3: Wow, Neo, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Neo: We literally slept together yesterday. B3: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

B3: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Neo: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one? B3: Seize the dick.

Neo, turning to B3: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

B3: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Neo: Bro, relax it was just a dream. B3: Hah, gay, I wouldn't fuck you. Neo: You wouldn't? B3: I mean, unless you want to-

Neo: I'm so tired. B3: Did you get to bed late? Neo: No. B3: Did you do something strenuous? Neo: No. B3: Then why are you tired? Neo: I'm alive. B3: Sounds exhausting.

B3: Neo is playing hard to get. B3: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

B3, barging in: Syphilis! Neo: B3: Neo: Pardon?

B3: Oh look who got laid last night. Neo: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!

Neo: We both look very handsome tonight. B3: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Neo: I couldn't take that chance.

B3, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy. Neo: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Neo: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? B3: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I've obviously gone crazy.

B3: look Neo, I'm not slut shaming you but... B3: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

Neo: What are you in the mood for? B3: World domination. Neo: That's a bit ambitious. B3: You are my world. Neo: Aww... B3: Neo: B3: Neo: OH.

B3: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos. B3: Oh no, where did it go? Neo: B3 WHAT THE FUCK?!

Neo: B3, I need some advice. B3: You need advice from ME? Neo: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

Neo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* B3: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Neo: I— Neo: I don't know the correct answer to that question.

Thank you guys for being patient <3