after 3 successful assassinations on 3 american presidents, citosmiitopia was rolling in cash. however, he couldn't spend it all cos the irs would get suspicous. "oh bother," said cito, "what am i going to do?"
then, a funny goober man named Timothy came out of a nearby manhole. "you could always try money laundering!" said timothy. cito was wary of timothy but decided to listen to his crazy ramblings. "i own a business i dont want. i can give it to you and you can launder your money through it." said timothy. "ok :3" replied cito.
timothy took cito to his pizza shop. "this is my epic gamer pizza house" said timothy proudly. "🤫🧏" said cito, walking in. after a few months, he had gained enough money to be in the clear. now he could buy anything he wanted, right?
YOU ARE READING
cito loses it all 🤯
Short Storycito loses all his moneys because he gambled too hard. actual L get better man.
