Of course, you doubted that idea a lot and knew that it won't turn out great or might be awful even. But you didn't mind shaking your nerves a little, and that's a chance to annoy him and find out stuff that you were curious about. So why not give it a shot? You grabbed the notebook and pen and carefully opened his cell, hiding the key somewhere close to your undergarments. You hoped he won't dare. But you clearly saw his head tilt as if his eyes were following your moves. Ugh...
You quickly checked the door so it would be shut tight enough and sat on the bench. He sat way too close to you, but you quickly moved him away since the bench was slippery. "Nuh uh," you huffed and took the notebook out. He growled just for a second before sitting on the floor beside you. "So, who gonna go first?" You asked, raising an eyebrow at him. He shrugged. "You can give first, girlie," he smirked evily. You already doubted that idea.
(Y - You, H - Herobrine. It's not hard to guess. Also, questions will be numbered)
1) Y: "So what can you tell me about yourself?"
Herobrine looked up for a moment, thinking about the answer. H: "Well, I'm smart, sexy, evil, absolutely irritating, great singer, brain and muscles of our group, and so on. There's too much traits to say, girlie. I'm just too g-" Y: "Enough. I get it. "2) H: "What can you say about yourself, woman?" He smirked once again and started playing with his chains, moving them around on the floor. Y: "Not much. From what I know, you already heard about me, probably from some other guards. I don't like you, I think that Null is way chill and better, I'm a cat person, and I absolutely didn't want to be here, " you said. When someone starts asking such questions, it always suddenly gets too hard to answer because you don't know what you can tell about yourself. Herobrine shrugged and threw the chain on the bench.
3) Y: "I'm just curious. What do you think of this place?" You asked, still writing down his reaction and answers in your notebook, sometimes glancing up at him. "Hellhole, boring, cold. From what you probably know, if you're a bit smarter than you look, I kind of lived in the Nether, so I'm not fond of the overworld. It's boring here, and no one treats me like the should, sadly. I also miss the taste of blood and the sound of crushing bones... plus, maybe some company and my own pets, " he said, getting slightly sad at the end. He actually didn't sound like the worst man ever. Killer and tyrant? Yeah, but still, there was something weird about all of that. He's clearly lying but about what exactly.
4) H: "My turn. Why are you here? A girl like you shouldn't be working in such a place. " You sensed a hint of teasing in his voice and just shook your head. "I was trained to be working as a guard or a warrior. Doesn't matter but in any of these spheres. It's not my first job and probably not last because you three are gonna be the end of me. I'm tougher than you look, Brine, " you said, getting angry for unknown to you reasons. Herobrine seemed to like that because after that, he jumped on the bench, smirk still wide and bright on his face.
5) Y: "How did they get you three here? This place is a mess and doesn't look like it could capture and keep the most dangerous entities ever" you said and moved to the end of your side of the bench, wanting to be nowhere near him. He made a serious expression and said, "You truly don't know? This place is diggin' deep down into shady business with Notch and whoever is with him. I just know that before we were captured, he made a deal with somebody to help him keep us here. It's weird that no one explains that to idiots like you anymore. " he moved a bit closer, looking at your notes.
6) H: "You got a man? That black-haired soft-handie looked at you like he wanted to smooch you each time he came to give you food, " he said, still looking in your notes. You raised an eyebrow. Is he actually getting jealous? Lol. "What if I'll say yes?" You questioned him. He scowled for a second. "Then I tell you that you got awful taste in men if that's not me," he said, huffing angrily. "And what if I'll say no?" You questioned again. "Then I tell you that I'm the best choice you can make. One day back in my place, and I can win yo-" you cut him off "enough. " You actually started hating his flirts.
You decided to stop here. 3 questions each was enough, and he made you quite uncomfortable. More next time. You stood up and went to unlock the door. He quickly got off the bench and leaned close to you, taking in your scent for some reason. "You smell like a cat. You mentioned you got one at home, " he purred, his hands were slowly making their way to hug you from behind, but you growled and slapped them away "Yes I do. I don't think it'll like your smell on me, nor I'll be able to wash it away. " You quickly exited his cell, locking it.
He growled, probably irritated that his escape attempt didn't go as planned. You're 100% sure that he just wants to play nice, so you will fall for him and let him leave. Poor guy didn't know that the only place in your heart is for your sweet cat.
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Behind Bars
FanfictionHeavy wip Herobrine x Reader story where reader is working on the lowest floors of some kind of jail and OF COURSE meets the worst people possible. Inspired by SunflowerFrog's Herobrine x Reader discontinued story (on wattpad, yes) I DON'T know wha...