Boykisser Bible

The Great Flood

The Boykisser was saddened by his creation's actions. He was so affected, he was on the verge of tears. And when the Arc was ready, he started to cry.

The sky turned black with terror, the clouds grey with grief, the living silent with fear, and the nonbelievers turned to Him. So many tears fell from the sky. Among the people, the chaos reigned. Some asked for mercy, and mercy was granted, they found themselves appearing in the Arc if they were far. The dry turned wet, the wet turned to puddles, the puddles ponds, the ponds lakes. The sea rose and the land was sunk, and the water slowly approached the Arc's hull.

Once the water rose enough, the Arc rose over the two wooden structures that held it in place in both mountains. The arc finally sailed, and its three sails unfolded to receive the howling air. 

Held by straps of old cloth, prayer and Divine intervention, the giant ship started a travel of five years.

Lemme tell you the ship was absolutely on crack, I can't stress enough how poorly made it was, but the Boykisser used his powers to maintain it afloat. These people did NOT have enough knowledge to build a boat that large nor they would've been able to build even a small 4 person boat. But the divine archives it all, brother (or sister or sibling). The boat was larger than the waves in the global storm of the Flood. It was like riding a bull but the bull jumped 80 boymeters into the air. 

For three years it rained, and for three years they waited until the rain stopped, and when it stopped it rained they waited again because the world was still flooded. After another year of the world emptying of water, the Arc found itself stuck on the ground. After everyone got off, it fell apart because no divinity was acting upon it no more.

The Boykisser then manifested in the sky and talked to Noah and humanity. He said:

- U kutis wizten: Ai wiww gib u mai awwiamz. U wiww be mai widdwe kutis, an Ai wiww show u a sign in teh ski. - The Rainbow then first appeared in the history of Boykind. - When u zee dis sign, wemembeww mai awwiamz wit u.

From that day on, the "Waimbou" shows up whenever it rains and is sunny at the same time, as a symbol of light in dark.