Don't leave

Mommy's meal

I hopped off belch's car as i sighed god i was so tired from tormenting random kids today, i saw my mom in the living room and was about to talk to me as i walked up to my room, i got a little surprise for y/n

I bought home 2 squirrels in my bag i got excited as I thought of dissecting them with her.

I opened the door as i saw her sitting down on my bed, she looked like an angel, she was wearing my shirt that looked really big on her, and just her underwear.

I smirked as she looked at me

"Hey, I brought squirrels we could fuck up" i said as i sat down beside her while putting my bag down beside my feet

Surprisingly the squirrels weren't moving around anymore, i hummed ad I opened my bag before seeing them both dead, it suffocated maybe

"Dead squirrels?" She asked while looking in my bag

"Nah they were alive when i placed them in my bag, it died from suffocation i guess, I got them while i was on my way to school." I said as she nodded

"I remembered the first time you bought me a dead squirrel" she smiled as i blushed, she was the only one who made me feel like this, all pansy and shit.

"So what're we gonna do with them? Feed them to your mom, burn it-" i cutted her off as i said

"I was planning on dissecting them, but i guess my mom's face after finding out the shit she's eating are squirrels is probably hilarious" i laughed as she laughed to

"Lets take their organs out first atleast" she said as i nodded

We started dissecting it at we talked about things, like our first meeting, the day my friends freaked out when i showed them a pencil case of dead flies we killed together and many more to be honest.

"Done dissecting time for cooking" she said as she clapped her hands

"Aren't you coming with me? She's probably asleep from crying her ass out" i said hoping she would say yes

"Sure" we both smiled as we made our way to the kitchen

I shaved its fur first as y/n sat on the counter watching me, i started cutting them off as i fried them, i mean that's the only shit i know to do

I placed them in a plate after as i smirked.

"Hey hunny, what are you cooking?" Prescilla, my mom asked surprised since it's my first time cooking

"Uhh, i cooked this for you mom" i said as she smiled while sitting down on a chair, i placed it infront of her as she looked at me

"No spoon or fork maybe?" She asked as i rolled my eyes

"God I already cooked shit for you and your going to boss me around? What the fuck mom?" I said annoyed

"Oh well s-sorry patrick" she said as she stood up to get a fork

"So what's this?" She smiled as she sat back down

"Chicken" i said blankly

"Oh isn't this quite small for a chicken-"

"Fucking hell just eat it already!" I yelled as i took a look at the place y/n was sitting before of course she wasn't there, she's probably hiding again

She started eating as i smirked

"You know mom, im sorry for everything y'know from killing avery and dad leaving us" she smiled at me as she tried to determine the meet

"And also for feeding you squirrels" i smirked as she looked at me as if she saw a ghost.

"Patrick what the fuck?!" She pushed the plate away from her as she hurriedly ran to the sink, finally i bursted out laughing as i watched her

"God your so dumb, that's why dad fucking left you" i said as i walked up to my room.

I sighed as i smiled, y/n was there smiling as she put a tumb up

I remember when i killed my brother and she did that, but it's ok cause he's not real, those fuckin losers aren't real, it's just me and y/n against this stupid world.