Chuuya's POV
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"Starting today Both of you will be working together to complete this mission got it-?" Mori says in a serious tone
Then he proceeds to hold out papers to the sucidal maniac next to me aka Osamu Dazai my old partner before he betrayed the port mafia and exploded my own personal fucking car.
"I not working with this god damn sucidal Freak. he's gonna try to make me do a double sucide with him-!! He's a sad excuse of a human, if you can even consider him one-!!" I complain to the boss
"Awww Chibi what's wrong don't you want to spend time with me~??" Dazai says with his annoying ass demeanor leaning back into the chair he was provided with for this meeting.
"Yukichi and I both agreed that you both are the best for this mission, and since both of you have worked together before it should be no problem for you to work together." He says in smiling in his annoyed tone.
Dazai then proceeds to grab the paper from Mori's hand swiftly and quietly. While doing his best not to make eye contact it seemed like. Then he put his left hand in his pocket and pulled me out of my chair pulling me towards the to door the exit of the Bosses office.
-Time skip into like 5 minutes into the future-
"DAZAIIII LET GO IF ME YOU SUCIDAL MOTHERFUCKER" I say yelling at him as I try to escape his grasps as we make it to the PM's door to that leads to the outside.
"Calm down Chibi no point in being so feisty now is there~?" He says finally releasing me letting me fall on the ground.
"What the hell did you drop me for Dazai-!" I say trying to get up as he puts out his hand.
"Awh my bad princess do you need help getting up~" Dazai says extending his arm out towards me
"Asshole" I say before slapping his hand away and getting up then walking away into the distance
I could of course hear the Sucidal Maniac behind me following me like the weirdo he is.
As I finally get to my apartment complex I feel myself sigh in relief. Happy to finally about get a break from The idiot behind me babbling about the best way to commit suicide.
"You're still the same guy I worked with years ago aren't you. Still blabbing about committing suicide-?" I say before stoping myself from opening my front door.
I turn around to see him looking at me with a grin I know far to well on his face, and I knew what he was about to say next.
"Awhh are you scared that you might half to do this mission alone if I go and jump of a building." He says taking a breath
"I could always sleep with you if your to scared about that~" He says in a teasing tone.
There it is and I turn the knob to get into my apartment and as soon as I get my door open. He walks into my apartment without a care in the world to all the words I'm spitting out at him repetitively.
"DAZAIII GET THE FUCKING HELL AOUT IF MY APRGTTMNET BEIF RE I BEAT UOUR ASS!!!!" I say Slurring my words but Dazai just ignores my disapproval, and then stands next to my bedroom.
As he was about to open my bedroom door I rush over to him as u was about to punch him he grabs my arm and slams me against the doot not to gently though..
"Ahh fucking hell what the hell was that for..!" I say as he releases my arms letting me fall on the ground starring up at the brown haired male infront of me.
"Ohh Chibi you were the one who was about to punch me?" He says walking away into the kitchen.
I get up and follow him to the kitchen and see him looking at all the kitchen knifes on my wall.
"Oh c'mon can't you not try to be depressed for one day." I say to him pulling him away from the display of THREE KITCHEN knifes on the magnet holder.
"it's not like you can just get rid of you Sorrows my dear lovely Chibi~" Dazai Says dramatically whispering into my ear
"One:I have told you numerous times stop calling me Chibi! and two:Stop fucking whispering in my ear it's irritat-" I say before my sentence gets cut off from Dazai's phone buzzing.
He picks up his phone only to hang up immediately and puts the phone in his jacket pocket.
"So who was it-?" I say leaning against the kitchen counter annoyed.
"My boss and Mori.."he says I a depressed tone
"Andddd?? What if they say.?" I say dragging my words.
"We half to meet up to talk about the details of our mission." He says handing me a paper.
"What's thi-" I say before getting cut off by him.
"My phone number I know you don't have it saved like always." He says grinning.
"Fuck off delirious maniac-!" I scowl at him in an angry tone.
As I grab the paper from him I see it.
"-Call me if you want to talk Chuuya~~ "
-Dazai
"What the fuc-" Before I could finish my sentence he was out the door.
Not to mention now i wanted to punch that asshole even harder in the face SOOO hard maybe all of his death prayers would be answered. I thought to my self grimly smiling like a freak imagining the picture in my
Punching him into the wall just so i can see his smug he stupid smile that he had plastered on his face. While he bleeds a crimson red color of blood flows all the way down his face as he looks at me with that sickining smile on his face that I can never get off his fucking face making me feel sick.
Walking in to my room to see green glass bottles of liquor littering my floor some smashed into smitheries and others still in contact. I then pick up a bottle and hats almost empty and drink every last drop to hopefully fulfill my desires on to be met with disappointment..
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Fucking hell.. ChuuyaxDazai
Fanfiction"Starting today both you and Dazai will be working together to complete the mission." Those words hit Chuuya so hard he might have just died right there as the sucidal maniac just looked at the ceiling of the bosses office leaning back in his chair...
