Fucking hell.. ChuuyaxDazai

" Pardon-?! "

Dazai's POV

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As i walk into the agency's headquarters i walk towards the elevator but see a certain red head in confusion.

"Does my Chuuya need help finding the meeting room~" i say with my teasing tone that i loved to use on him

Only then i am face to face with his light blue ocean eyes. As i stare at his eyes he looks like he is about to punch me so i step back and go around him.

When I walked around him and proceeded towards the elevator he followed me like a lost puppy. He catches up to me by running his tiny legs over to me having hard time adjusting to my pase.

"Dazai could you at least slow down a little when I'm trying to walk next to you-?" He says annoyed and panting when we got inside the elevator.

"Hm how about you go drink some more milk and grow you short ass some legs~?" I say putting both my hands up as the elevator descends up to the correct floor.

SHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUSUCIDALMANIAC!!" Chuuya screams at me

Then he proceeded to throw his fist at me as i moved one step to the left he punched the wall instead of my as he attempted to

I guess if he really wanted he could probably punch me if he actually tried..? I thought to myself remembering when he punched me into a concrete wall when we were partners during a mission.

He then proceeds to blab about a bunch of useless things that I probably didn't need to know about since half of them probably were not true, but I did.

"Hey Chibi we're here" I say grabbing the back of his collar stopping him from walking farther away from the room.

When I proceeded to pull him back towards the right door intended for the meeting he didn't say anything but murmured something in audible for any normal human being to hear.

As I walk into the room with the tiny ass ginger next to me I see Mori and Yukichi sitting at the small table with four chairs with only two available right next to each other.

"I half to sit next to him" Chuuya scoffs looking up at me looking like he wanted to strangle me to death.

Mori then proceeds to say something about Not complaining and it's gonna be the least of our worries I believe?

"Well now don't just stand there you two take a seat-?" Yukichi says in his normal demeanor.

Chibi drags his feat towards a seat after getting yelled at by my former boss. I then followed him sitting next to him, yet it's not like I really had a choice..?

"As both of you should know. You'll be doing a mission to infiltrate a gang causing some quite trouble some behavior for us." Yukichi says handing me a blank piece of paper to write on yet my hand writing looked awful so I passed it to my now ginger partner.

He glanced at me with a questioning look but then looked down and understood. Chuuya knew me better than anyone else. Hell he probably knows more about me then I know about myself.

"We all know both of you are strong but they should not be handled lightly. You will also be traveling to another country." Mori says giving us both passports.

"May I ask what country~??" I say putting by elbow on the table and leaned my head one my hand.

"Korea. We already made arrangements for you to get there." Mori says handing Chuuya plane tickets.

"You'll be leaving tomorrow morning." Yukichi says.

"Oh and you guys need to be disguised so we already made preparations the cards in the papers I gave to you Dazai should cover it." Yukichi adds on to his previous sentence.

"And Chuuya he forgot to mention your gonna half to be a girl for this mission." Mori says with a grin.

"PARDON-?!" Both me and Chuuya says dumbfounded eyes wide open.

I look her at Chuuya who is flabbergasted about what his boss just said to him.

"And Also you'll half to act like a married couple we have everything you'll need packed be at the airport by 4:15Am on the dot." He added as well.

Me and Chuuya just look at are bosses completely shocked as blushed creeped up to The Ginger's face making him a slight tint of pink appearing on his cheeks.

"There is nothing else to discuss you are free to go." Yukichi says pushing up the glasses he's wearing.

Then him and Mori proceeds to walk out without another word being said to me or the guy about to go blind from how long his eyes have been open for.

I then proceed to look at mine a Chuuya's passports they had handed to us before hand. Looking at our names nothing has changed. But Chuuya was now legally supposed to be a women from now on till we succeeded or are alone.

Chuuya gets up and proceeds lean over to see what I'm looking at.

"Your fucking with me how the hell did I end up in this position.?" Chuuya asked me as he backed up.

"Well nothing we can do about it. Oh ahit right uhm Mori gave us these." I say grabbing his tiny, small, and fragile hand putting a diamond ring that looked "stunning" on him.

"They got us fucking wedding ring-.?" Chuuya said seeming like he was about to kill everything he could see.

I then proceed to put my ring on it looked out of place on my hand but I guess I could get used to it.

"Well mi amor should we get ready to leave~?" I say jokingly

"Shut the hell up, Will you-?" He says annoyed he knows exactly what I said yet he just didn't feel like fighting with me..?

"Awhh my Chibi you don't always half to be so cold to me and my poor heart~" I say dramatically

"Like you even have a heart dipshit." He says rolling his eyes then proceeds to flick me off and walk out the door.

I then proceeded to follow him so my sweet Chibi wouldn't be lost like the little puppy "she" is.