Hazbin Hotel: The Angel Demon

Prologue

Sitting in his office in heaven Adam the first man, the general of the exorcist angel army, The dick master...was bored out of his mind. "Ugghhhh! There's nothing to doooo!" The poor angel decided to look through the list of potential exorcists sent to him by Sera. Every week he gets a list of souls that will die soon that have the right aspects to be exorcists. Usually he only picks the most badass women he can find on this list but this time was a special case.

"Hot, hot, Oh! Super hot! Hot, Badass, dude, dude, dude, another dude, why the hell are there so many dudes on this list this time!" the first man shouted. Looking back to the list he kept skipping over most of the men before one caught his eye. "Huh this dude seems cool." he said as she read the file.

Nathan Empyrean
Age: 19
Nationality: american
Year of death: 2047
Cause of death: Murdered by criminal attempting to mug his younger brother. stabbed in the chest and died of shock.
Personality: kind and caring to all who will accept it. Cold, sadistic and brutal to those who wrong him or those he cares about.

Addam looked conflicted. "Ok on the one hand, not a woman. On the other hand, pretty badass guy." he looked back at the file and kept reading. "Ok he is strong as fuck, good sense of justace, has been described as a "Professional Badass" by his friends, seems like a cool dude! He would be an awesome exorcist, with his stats maybe even on Lute's level!"

Addam turned on his intercom. "Hey Lute! Get in here, I've got a candidate I want a second opinion on." he announced. A few moments later the gray skinned angel known as Lute entered the office. 'You called for me sir"

"Yea get over here and check out this awesome dude I found!" the first man said excitedly.

"Dude? But sir dont you only recruit women?" lute asked, confused.

Adam looked at her nervously. "W-well yea, but this guy is different! Read his file, he's an absolute badass!" he said, tossing her the file.

Lute caught the file perfectly and began to flip through it, Analyzing every included detail. "Hmm. His actions and personality do make him a worthy candidate. I'd say he's worth the investment."

Addam threw up two rock and roll hand signs "Fuck yea! Finally a dude I can vibe with! This will be awesome!" He said slamming is handed down on the button closest to him. "Oh fuck yeah! This will be so great." he turns back to Lute only to find her with a horrified expression on her face.

"Huh? What's wrong Danger Cakes?"

"Sir. look at the button you just pushed." said with an even more serious expression than usual.

'Huh?' Adam thought, scratching his head. 'I hit the accept button right? The only other button on my desk is-' His eyes widened as he whipped around and looked at his desk. Still fully compressed was a red button labled "Fuck em' ". Adams' eyes widened. "Oh SHIT! No no no Fuck!" he shouted as he and Lute burst out of the building. Flying deeper into heaven.

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It had been a productive day for Sera. She had finished her duties as grand seraphim early today so she had retired to her and Emily's home for some light reading and relaxation. She had been reading on the terrace of her room enjoying the peace. That was until she heard an all too familiar voice.

" Boooossssssss!"

The seraphim looked up just in time to see the first man slam face first into the wall next to her. His loyal attendant was not far behind. "Adam," she said, turning to him. " What is in now?" She asked with an unamused expression.

All she got was what sounded like muffled crying until Lute finally managed to pull his head out from where he had embedded it in the wall. "*ghasp* thanks Lute." the turned back to the seraphim. "We've got a major problem, boss!" He sounded desperate.

"Oh my lord Adam I haven't seen you this worked up in centuries, what happened?" Sera asked, concerned.

"You wont believe this! I was looking over the list you sent me and I found the most perfect candidate I could ever find! He was a badass, strong, smart, and courageous! But then someone, definitely not me, hit the hell button on his file." the first man ranted.

Sera's eyes widened. "What!" she demanded as eyes aperea all over her body, shutting Adam up. "You sent an innocent soul to hell! And a very capable one at that!" After a moment she calmed down. "Why are you coming to me with this?"

"I need you to get him Back!" the first man begged. Sera looked at him like the fool he was. "Adam you know as well as I that once a soul is damned to hell there is no coming back." Sera responded.

"Nooooooooo!" the angel sobbed. "I finally find a dude I can vibe with and kill sinners and it gets fucked up!" he curled into a ball and started sobbing. "I just wanted a cool buddy!"

Lute looked to Sera apologetically before attempting to drag Adam away.

"Adam, if this soul means so much to you then why not give him a blessed gift to protect him in hell?" Sear suggested not wanting her general to stop being effective.

Adam stopped sobbing and thought for a moment. "Holy shit! Why didn't I think of that!?" he said before taking to the sky "cmon Lute lets go!"

Sera just looked and questioned how her day had ended up like this. 'Wait a moment... MY WALL!'