wvlogs: i'm skidaddling
wg986: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
*wvlogs skidaddles*
wg986: damned it
*wg986 hears something from the woods*
???: CHATTETH, CHATTETH, WILBA DOS'T NOT CARE FOR KICKING-ETH GUARDS OF THE TREE IN THE TESTICLESETH, THOU CHATTETH
*wg985 looks at the thing, and it is a pig creature that is hooman ish that is running from a treeguard who she kicked in the balls*
wg986: what
wilba985: STREAMETH HAST BEEN PAUSEDETH! RETRIEVING TEA!
wg986: k wanna help me look for drugs so i can find a stupid idiot
wilba985: K-ETH
*they go through a road, and find a portal to another dimension, and they jump in.*
wg986: this sucks
*they go back*
wilba985: CHATTETH WHERE ART THEE GOING
wg986: idk lol
wilba985: CHATTETH, WHO ART THOU BY NAME OF "MART"
*she points at a sign that says WENDY'S SHROOM MART AND STUFF I THINK LOLOLOLOL*
wg986: oh boy! drugs!
*wg986 goes up to the counter*
wg986: how are the drugs
wendy: dank
wg986: hey look your alive sister
*wendy looks at a tree for five hours*
wendy: yeah i dont see it
*all of the drugs are gone*
wg986: must ve been the wind hey wanna help me find a stupid idiot
wendy: k
*they eat the drugs*
all: mmm drugs
*they see a cargo box floating in the water and they get on and sail to the place that is somewhere you can go hahahaha*
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Humorthe trials and tribulations of wilsongaming986 and his best friends! all rights reserved to Klei Entertainment and thank you for the amazing game Don't Starve btw that's what this is about so there ya go
