Airplanes

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Soooo, i'll probably be in Winnipeg when I finish this, but what the heck!
So here's a list of things that piss me off on an airplane!!!

1.Waiting: waiting for a plane is pure murder and going around the same STUPID SHOPS IS Fu...... You know what? I'm rambling.

2.The atmosphere: no, not the air quality. We'll get to that later. But the hustle and bustle makes it hard for me to relax.

3.food: Airplane food isn't bad... If you're a gerbil, wait, a BIRD. It is too dry! And the drink is ok as long as you like dying from dehydration.

4:atmosphere: Ok, now for the air quality. Let me put it simply, the list of the three worst things you can do as a human.
1: Killing someone
2: Cheating on someone
3: Farting on an airplane
Nuff' said.

5.space: TOO LITTLE PERSONAL SPACE!!!!

Alright, I can't think of anything else so i'll end it here.
Props to @notthatsane101 for the idea.
See ya later wingnuts!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 26, 2015 ⏰

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