The story starts at 7:36am..
As pill woke up he realized he was snuggling with candle like a teddy bear, "...uhhh.." he whispered silently as he continued snuggling her, Roe was sleeping somewhere else. As oodle had a plan to wake everyone up, oodle got a megaphone out and screamed "WAKE YOUR ASSES UP TEAM ONEEE ITS TIEM FOR THE ELIMINATION‼️‼️"
"HOW DAR3 YOU WAKE ME UP!!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A GRAPE YOU COCKWFALLE!!" Coconut screamed as he got jumpscared out of his slumber by oodles yelling.
[As everyone got to the elimination thing.]
"Alr yall.. the prize is BALLS!!" Oodle said as bacon turned his head like a confused dog. "Wazzat..?" "Balls." "STOP saying it out lou--" "BAALSMDNBEBSJSLLSKSJJW" *vine boom* "JUST GET ON WITH IT!"
"..album is the first safe with 100 and somethingf votes." Oodle said throwing the ball at albums head. She put her hands up to block it. She did but than bacon said "cmonn! That was a pansy throw,, stop being a mother fucking PUSSY album‼️" "I just don't wanna get another scratch.." album said "alr,, next safe is flaggy and candl!!" Oodle said throwing balls at them. "People need to keep their balls to themselves.." Pill said "tke next fucker safe is pill!!" Oodle said, as he threw a ball, the ball was spinning in the air "..I'm ready... I'm open.. ...did you throw it alread--" pill got cut off by him being hit in the face with a ball. "OUGH‼️ HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT SEE THAT..??" Pill said "I'm telling you!, glasses!" Candle said, shooting a look at Pill. "Bacon and Cocknut are safe!!1!!" Oodle said, giving them balls. "Choccy chip is also safe!!!111!" "Finally.. I'm safe!"
[FINAL 2..]
"oh FUCK‼️ my daughter is gonna get fucking eliminatered!!" Pill said worried. "tivo, my bbg... SHOW THEM VOTES!!!" oofle said as tivo showed the votes in a very slow manner.. roe was safe. And glowstick was eliminateref..!! "Heh.. i guess I deserve it.. everything.. IM A WHORE-UH-BULL PERSON!!!11!! EEHEHUHSHBBBKAKKKHAHHHHH!!" glowstick said screaming and crying as oodle said "ROE ROE‼️‼️ HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ALMOST ELIMINATED TO SUCH A SMALL AMMOINT??" oodle said roe breathed violently in the mic. "..mhhm..." oodle said as he snapped his fingers and snapped glowtsick into the doofle verse "AAUAUAUHHHHH" glowstick screamed as he was getting dragged into the deoodlejjfiebevrse
As everyone was walking off oodle began setting up the next challenge as pill walking with roe on a leash like a godamn dog. Album and cocknut playing with their balls. Flaggy and candle talking to eachother. Everything seems fine. Infact better without glowstick. There was no conflict on the team. And than a smoke bomb was dropped, causing everyone to go unconscious.
[Time skip to 1:30pm.]
"ALR GAYS!!11! the next challenge is to get your teammates out of the claw machine!!11!" Oodle said as everyone was limbless. Oodle than described the challenge yeaheyah blah blah blah keep YAPPING oodle!!,, as he said.. "ready set GAURH!!" everyone began trying to get their teammates out of the claw machine. Team 3 was booing bone. But than his eyes turned red. "Alr yall shut the FUCK UP elmmie do this.." Bone yelled as he proceeded to get everyone out in a matter of 5 minutes. "Wtff!! How did yall do that.. anygays.. I have sumn for yall!!" Oodle said as he got out some pink fox thing.
"Cinnabun!! I grew out of her a few years ago so she's yours neow!!" Oodle said giving bone the thing. "Uhh naurh.." bone said passing it on, they all said no. Except for mitten.. he held the thing in his arms like a little girl that just got their dream doll,, he smiled as he was gonna keep this thing and care for it like a child. As some of the other teams made it team 4.. team 1 made it and candle gave blanket a high five. "Up high blanket!" Pill said before accidentally smacking blanket "OH SHIT IM SORRU" "okay bbg we need to talk about this glasses thing.." Candle said to pill "BBG???" Pill said turning bright red. "TGATS NOT WHAT I MEANT-- anygays we gotta schedule an appointment for yoy,," Candle grabbed pill by the hand and ran off to oodle. "..something seems off.." Flaggy said looking at candle and pill running off. "Are they dating or something..??" Cocknut said getting suspicious. Roe grabbing her knife and walking off so she could fucking murder someone. As team 2 was struggling and so was team 5. "Uhh.. I can't get this fatass out!!" Jelly Said "shittt,," Yarn said as team 5 continued arguing "BITCHFORK SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL I HAVE IS APRICOTS PIT LEFT LEMMMIE DO THISS" "DOMINO SHUT YOUR ASS AND LET ME TRY." "GRRR SHUSH BITCHFORK ITS AGAINST THE RULES TO--" domino got cut off by the loud alarm "aw damn.." pear said "PEARH!!11!" the team screamed as they just got A penalty. "AGGGHHH WHY AM I--" "Pitchfork calm dow--" "GGRRGGGHHH" "STOP TRYING TO TAKE CONTROLL!!" "GGRRRRRRRRR..." Pitchfork said shaking from rage. "GRRRAGAGGHHHHH" Pitchfork screamed as she literally broke the machine with her bare hands. "wtf,," oodle said as he added "yall are disqualified becuz what the FUCK brah.." oodle walked off as he said this Pitchfork felt ashamed. "Pitchfork you should know better." "Yeah! Hope you have fun reuniting with glowstick in the doodleverse! Lmao!!" those words made Pitchfork really angry. She couldn't do anything. It would only make everything worse. She was on the verge of tears due to rage and guilt mixing together, not a very good combination.. Pitchfork ran off and hid behind a rock.
"Why did I do that."
Pitchfork was in tears, sobbing. Crying. Bawling.
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9:56pm.
"Pill!!" Candle walked over to pill who was trying to fall asleep "eh?" Pill said opening his eyes. "I got an appointment for you!" Candle said as she put her arm around him. He blushed slightly as she began talking. "Oodle told me to tell you this! He says for us to meet him at 3pm tommorow at [insert coordinates.]. So you won't be blind anymore after tomorrow!" Candle said.
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"Alr I'm to fucking tired to give a description of this episode,,, I'm gonna sleep now." Oodle said smacking the camera afterwards.
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Sowwy for the wait hehe
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Pill x Candle Fanfic because I'm sillay
Romancethis is mostly a silly crackfic but I wanna make this good for like the 3 people that might read thisf,, also yes I might change a little bit of th3 story for this to work
