Pill x Candle Fanfic because I'm sillay

[AIB 1] "who is that FINE BABE⁉️"

[This story starts after oodle gives everyone a voice and stuff,, teams and limbs and stuff AAUHH im not writing the whole episode fown i dont have the paitence for tgat!!]

[ON TEAM ONES ICE BLOCK THING,,]
"HEY PITCHFORK! SUCKS WE'RE NOT ON THE SAME TEAM!!" glowstick yelled to team 5's ice block "IDONTLIKEYOU‼️‼️" bitchfork yelled back. "heh--..." glowstick said, glaring at candle "she digs me." Glowstick said as candle looked kinda weirded out. She didn't even say anything and just walked away.
As the chaos of the challenge went on and on. Pitchfork sacrificing herself so team 2 wouldn't win, team 6's argument on strategy. People getting knocked off. Suddenly. Jelly punted glassy over to team ones iceblock, as glassy tried to bite candles face off "UAAAHHH GET HER OFF GETHEROFF!!" candle screamed as coconut grabbed pill, basically using him as some kind of bat, when coconut hit glassy off she flew into the water. "AHH!" Glassy screamed, flying into the water "ow.." Pill said laying on the ice. "..I'd he alright..??" Candle said worryingly. "Oh he's just finee.." Coconut said as pill noticed team 6 floating over "look.. team 6 is floating over.." Pill said in a slightly weak tone. "Aurh fuck.. ‼️" cocknut said as album was still speaking in captions "wait,, SHES STILL SPEAKIJGBIN CAPTIONS LMAOOOOOOO" chocolate chip said as both her and coconut laughed. "Wait.. we could probably use tjis to our advantage,," coconut explained as he walked over to album. "QUICK! ALBUM! TALK ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE METAL BANDSFF!!" Cocknut yelled as album began yappikgn about metal bands in captions "yweahg that's right keep talkingf.." cocknut said. When album was speaking in paragraphs coconut picked up her words and SMASHED team 6's ice block with albums paragraphs. Everyone on team 6 flew off the ice block. Leaving showery to try and balance himself. "Showery. Whatever you do. DONT LOOSE YOUR BALCNE!!1!!" Nacho said as showery had a 'oh fuck' Look. "Domt worry bbg!! I'm very good at balanc--" showery got cut off by him sliding off the ice. "FUUCKKKK!!" Backage screamed as she realized her team lost. "TEAM 6 you gays are AAAASSSSSS!! anygays yall lost LMAOO" Oodle says "THIS ISNT HAZBIN HOTEL STOP SWEARING YOU COCKWAFFLES!!1!!" Showery screamed as the voting screen came on. As everyone said was injured was getting help. Pill was kinda weak due to him being used as a bat. Candle noticed this and walked over to him. "..are you doing alright..?" Candle asked, concerned. "I think.." Pill said falling on his face "..oh dear-" Candle helped him up as pills vision was slightly blurry "I cant see very well..." Pill said as candle grabbed onto his hand gently. "You'll be fine ill uh.. I'll help you around.." Candle said as pill had a slightly darker tint to his face (blush) "Thanks.." He said as The both of them walked off screen.

"so.. the first episode was quite chaotic.. we had pitchfork stabbing a child,, cocknut quite literally verbally abusing team 6 with albums words.. we might even have some romance!! ARE PILL AND CANDLE GAY WANKERS⁉️⁉️ FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ANIMATED, INANIMATE, BAATTLEEEE!!" Oodle said to the camera as the episode ended.