A Simple Love Story

CHAPTER I

Now let me develop this story
Vinny was walking home one day
When he saw
Big bird
So he ran
And ran
And ran
But then
Vinny runs to a squirrel
Named
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The squirrels name is Han
Not related to Han
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They just look alike and have the same name
The squirrel was working with big bird
And ATTACKED VINNY BY THROWING A BRICK
Now big bird
Comes over
And bridal style carries Vinny away to the sesame street hospital
So big bird left Vinny at the hospital
And he went to hunt down the squirrel
He found the squirrel
And said
"what did you do to my husband 👹"
Cause he was low-key Vinny's stalker
Bro was obsessed with Vinny
Also Vinny is famous in this universe so he's like Vinny's number 1 fan
Big bird then RAN after the squirrel and demanded a ransom because HE STOLE THE SQUIRRELS FAMILY AND KIDNAPPED THEM CHAINING THEM TO A TREE
Because the squirrel was Vinny's number one HATER
And big bird didn't like Vinny to get hated on
Cause Vinny is too amazing for that
MEANWHILE
Vinny's in the hospital
Waking up from the concussion
He woke up
And the doctors were like
"HE'S AWAKE"
And everyone cheered
But THE SQUIRRELS HYBIRD MAFIA SUPER SECRET AGENT BROTHER WAS THERE
And he planned to MURDER VINNYYYY
BUT BIG BIRD
HAD YOUR BACK
He sensed using his Spidey senses that you were in grave danger
So he FLED BACK
And just like in die hard
Except Vinny is in a hospital not nakitomi
He chased him through the halls
Running and fleeing around corners
Before SHOOTING HIM THE BACK OF THE HEAD
And the super mafia hybrid squirrel DIED 💔💔💔
Now it was just Vinny and big bird
He was sitting next to Vinny in the room
But then
The scooby doo crew turned up
And did their whole "unmasking the killer" thing
They RIPPED OFF THE SQUIRRELS HEAD
AND REVEALED
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JAKE FROM ENHYPEN
JAKE LEPT OUT OF THE SQUIRREL COSTUME
AND SAID
"I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids"

Then he skedaddled away to mount Everest
Where he swore to get Vinny back
Because dun dun dun
He used to be VINNY'S HUSBAND
HIS EX HUSBAND
THEY GOT DIVORCED BECAUSE VINNY WENT TO LIVE A LIFE OF FAME WITHOUT HIM
ELON MUSK THEN ARRIVES
ELON MUSK GIVES VINNY TWITTER TO PAY FOR THE CONCUSSION MEDICATION
Big bird stares at Vinny with tears in his eyes 😔
And a smile on his face
And kisses Vinny on his forehead
Because it turns out
ELON MUSK IS VINNY'S GRANDFATHER
HE THEN SKEDADDLED AWAY ALONG WITH SCOOBY DOO CAUSE THEY'RE STILL THERE IN 37 HELICOPTERS
Once again Vinny and big bird are left alone
He stands up
And whispers in Vinny's ear
"I'm not big bird... I'm..."
He rips off his mask
And stares down at Vinny
And Vinny stares back in shock
As it is
Han Jisung.
He kisses Vin on his lips before getting on one knee and saying
The stuff people say when they propose
Vinny says
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"I'm sorry Han...but...we're to different people... you're something I could never be...I must stick to my morals...but at some point in the future! We will meet again" Vinny then climb out of bed and jump out the window and fly to neverland like Peter pan