Back-scratching (real)

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[Base's POV]

So I was just trying to make myself a bell pepper smoothie (cause I'm obsessed with smoothies), and then some brat (Nock Em) comes up to me and asks me this:

Nock Em: uhh can u scratch my back for me lmao

Me: the fuck

Nock Em: pls

I sighed and then awkwardly scratched this bozo's back. Hopefully I'm getting the right spot.

Me: There. I scratched ur back. Satisfied yet?

Nock Em: yesss thx pookie

I just silently went back to making my bell pepper smoothie...

...wdym that's weird? I bet you haven't tried bell pepper smoothies before. They're the best!

I came up with this idea while sitting behind someone in class 💀

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