Washingdad Oneshots

𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐈𝐈

The first group finally finished. They were next up. "Good morning, we're
Hamilton, Burr and Madison. We are here to talk about _______" 

During the presentation, Jefferson yawned and interrupted with dopey questions.  After the meeting, Hamilton meeted with Jefferson outside. "Fuck is up with you? Are you serious? You must not know I'm crazy" Hamilton said, realizing that Jefferson might've sent his career in law flying out the window. "S-sorry" Jefferson whispered knowing he took it to far this time around.

"You think sorry is gonna make up for it Jefferson? You'd better hope that the scout didn't take off points for that or I'll─"

"Just shut up, okay? You punched me clean in the jaw and you still insult me on a day to day basis. And you've also got me in trouble with Washington too. Fuck off, Alexander." Jefferson said, hurt.  Alexander shook when he heard Jefferson say his full first name.  He groaned, chasing after Jefferson to return the apology.

Alexander grabbed onto Jefferson's coat, but got greeted with an uppercut.  "Leave me alone and don't touch me, Alex─" Aaron Burr came running to the scene being quite the nosy one. "Ooh, what's happening here? You should duke it out!" Burr suggested. Alexander in such fury punched Jefferson in his stomach and kicked him in his balls. Causing the ultimate pain. Jefferson fell back and landed on his tailbone. "I hate you" Alexander said.

Returning the rage, Jefferson said "I hate you too" Regardless, later that day. The too would make smart remarks and comments on one another. Washingdad had enough. "Boys─ Excuse me, men," Washington corrected, "Don't you think it's getting old? All this fighting is ruining the viba─"

"Vibe?" Jefferson said

"No one likes a smart aleck, but yes, that" Washington responded.

"You should give it up and have lunch. Maybe, try not be down each other's throats and instead exercise your similarities and differences" George suggested.

"Sure, but not a single word in the English dictionary can describe how much I want to throw a chair at him right now" Alexander stated, a angrily, flaring grin plastered on his face. "Let's make that a reality, shortstack~"  Jefferson commented.

"Alright, asshat" Hamilton remarked. "Language" Washington said, face palming.  "Sorry sir" They said simultaneously.