I just need to talk to them, I can do this - I can't do this!

This your chance to tell them

"You know I can tell when your your lying, right?" Yep because Matt can hear heart beats. Shit. Penny silently prayed to any God that would listen -was that offensive to Matt?- that they would drop the subject or she would drop right now. But no she could never get's what she wants, "Just drop it for now, what was the mission." She hoped they would listen, please just for once would the Penny luck not go south, she would get on her knees if it meant not having to explain this one. 

God Lady Shiva would be disappointed at this, B would be disappointed. Look at her go, she's already disappointing everyone. Again. "Red? What's up with the kid, your good at reading people?" Thank you deadpool now somethings wrong with her. She used to be called 'red' by her friends, her team, her family. God she would kill for someone to call her 'red' again or 'cardinal' or 'rob' or just anything not spider related, hell she'd even take some shitty bird pun. Even replacement at this point. She looked down to fiddle with her (robo) web-shooters, for a quick escape if she needs one.

"We're coming back to this topic later Penny." Well she's dead -inside being physically dead is buckets heads thing- and no-one will even try looking for her body. She needs to deflect to get them of this topic, "fine, what was the mission supposed to be about?" God she hoped that, that would get them of her mental brake down. Please just once let this go her way. There was a tired dad sigh from someone, she can't tell which one it was unfortunately or she assumed what a tired dad sigh was. Her biological dad was only around six days a year before he went into a comma then died a few days after he held batman/Bruce Wayne at gunpoint, so you know cool. "It's an undercover mission to infiltrate a gang, we need some one to pose as Alice Dipper thats where you come in."

Holy shit. 

At that she burst out laughing because holy mother-fucking shit, she gets to be in one of her old personas. Finally gets to do something familiar, finally. "Wait, why ya' laughin' itsy?" Well deadpool, that's because she is Alice Dipper, but hay let's roll with this. "Let's just say I used to know her." She still laughing her ass but this time she's trying to control it because it's funny as shit right now but Matt looks like he's about to give up faith in humanity. Matt who is -probably-  trying to get a proper read on her, turning so he is now 'looking' directly at the red spider, he asked as a question but meant it as a statement, "Your Alice Dipper, aren't you?"