"You are Alice Dipper, aren't you?" Yes Matt she is or was because like she killed that persona to get rid of suspicion of her actual identity, but like she can't kill her because she is her so she had her 'burn' in a fire, now she has a new one. Wow that was fucking confusing, don't question it. "Bingo." She said overexerting the 'o' and dragging out the rest of the word because why the fuck not. "Hang on ya're a fuckin' criminal? I thought ya were the most sane out of us?" She is sane thank you Wade, she just . . . has a massive commitment to the mission? Yeah, thats what it is definitely. Now you couldn't see her mouth -or most of her face- but it was clear that she was grinning like the Joker when he killed Jason.
At this point she was just trying to be a cryptic and annoy them to forget the moment of emotional venerability she was just in. Well on that note, at least she made Matt sigh like he just pulled a Thea cold case type of night while having a Duke sleep schedule while being completely blind, "I regret meeting you all, how did you even get me to join this team." Wow Matt it's totally not like you found us or Wade found you, made friends with you (read: Wade kidnaped you and then you bonded over torture) then you found her taking in a nap (read: passed out in a dumpster after getting stabbed in her non-existent spleen) and now their stuck together definitely. But if you really did regret meeting them why do you pack hello kitty plasters in you 'secret' pouch for them Daredevil? Hm?
"Wait I have questions itsy bitsy, if your a criminal dose that make it so daddy-D" Some say in that moment you could hear Daredevil mutter 'I slept with you one time Deadpool' but that is only an myth as real as the Greek gods. "is the only one how isn't on the 'bad' side of the law? Aren't ya' supposed to be unalived? Did ya' fake ya' death?" Wow he was -nearly- talking as fast as Bart on a slow day or Jason trying to figure out what the fuck was wrong with her team. Either of them work but the point still stands, if she was literally anyone else she would would of understood none of that. . . But she's her so she understood just about all of that.
"Yes or I think so vigilanteism is still a crime so maybe never mind lets just go with not sure, yes I am supposed to be dead but I faked it so the cops would hop off my none existent dick." I mean thats one way to answer his questions she could still salvage this to keep both of her 'real' identities intact. There was an equivalent of a Lex Luthor dad sigh when young justice were pestering him for funding money when they we're too lazy to just steal it coming from Matt. He just seemed so done with them all - which was fair. "Ignoring the fact that I'm wanted in sixteen different countries, what do I need to do as myself," It was a fair question on her part.
Dd seemingly happy they got of the track of him working with criminals continued the mission debriefing, "You need to go undercover in a criminal empire, this empire originaly started in Gotham and is run by a group called the outlaws or Red Hood, Arsenal, Starfire, Artemis and Bizarro. Though Bizarro isn't here running this empire with the rest of the outlaws."
Holy shit. x2
Why the fuck is Jason here.
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I just need to talk to them, I can do this - I can't do this!
FanfictionFEM! Peter Parker (Penny) is FEM! Tim (Thea) Drake and one day she decides that the truth has to come out. Thea now has to explain to the people that care about her that she is someone else but she wants them to still except her but she's determent...
