Your Life,Your Change,Your Power

Polka Dots and Crazy Quilts

JJ slept for the entirety of the day until the moon started shining through the sky. But now it was time to wake up and finish rebuilding the suit. JJ looks at himself in a mirror at his rebuilt new and improved suit he finishes his new gadget a glue grenade and he stamps a owl logo on it.

"Now this is what I'm talking about."

Owlman looks out from his window and he sees a shadowy figure gliding around on a kite. Owlman sees this and jumps out of his window and grapples on to the guys legs and pulls him down and it was non other then Kiteman.

"CMON MAN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR YOU KNOW WHO I AM IM KITEMAN!!!!"

"Who the hell is kiteman???"

"Oh funny guy let me guess your that new Owl guy running around just to let you know your just a ghetto Batman your not scary at all."

Kiteman sticks his tongue out at Owlman and Owlman just gives a small laugh.

"So what your doing out here Kiteman."

"Well recently I've turned my life to heroism after my ex cheated on me with another woman......"

"YOU GOT REPLACED BY A LESBIAN."

JJ laughs

"HEY ITS NOT FUNNY ALRIGHT SHE GOT GROOMED IM NEVER DATING ANOTHER META HUMAN PLANT AGAIN!!!!!!"

"You dated Poison Ivy bro was fucking bark is your dick even still work??"

"Good question."

Kiteman frowns

"But enough of the jokes it looked like you was moving somewhere."

"Yeah i was i found the location of PolkaDotMan and Crazy Quilt they been plotting something wicked bro whoever else but Kiteman can take them down hehehe."

Owlman just stares at him like if Kiteman was some sort of a dumbass.

"So what do you do exactly you just have a Kite?"

"Yeah what's the problem?"

"You cant be serious......"

Owlman facepalms and Kiteman gets a little angry.

"HEY I CAN DO WAY MORE WITH THIS KITE THEN YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR GADGETS YA OWL!!!!."

"Sureeeeeeee........but anyways you need some help crime is pretty dry on my end."

"Sure i would love your help not like i need it......"

Owlman and Kiteman then glide to the location of PolkaDotMan and Crazy Quilt. Kiteman looks at Owlman and notices how serious he is and decides to say a joke.

"Hey Owl why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?"

Owlman just looks and ignores him 

"Because the P is silent"

Awkward silence 

"CMON MAN THAT WAS FUNNY!!! let me try another why was the fish's grades bad? They were below sea level."

Kiteman laughs and Owlman just stays quiet

"You wanna hear a joke Kiteman what does the Owl do to the Kite it digs there talons into it."

Gulp

"Ill stay quiet now."

They both land in front of a rainbow painting full of polka dots. 

"If this isn't the place i dont know what is."

One of the Polka Dots open a portal where random mind controlled citizens with rainbow clothes come out of with weapons who charge at Owlman and Kiteman.

"Oh shit."

"I suggest taking out a weapon."

"Well uhh i just have the kite....."

Owlman just gives a look of disappointment to Kiteman as they fight off the mind controlled citizens. Kiteman seems to be overwhelmed and Owlman tosses him a glue grenade which helps Kiteman trap the citizens and take them out which they both do and they all return to there normal color.

"Lets move inside i have a bad feeling about those dots dont touch em."

They walk in and look at this rainbow museum full of paintings made from crazy quilt Kiteman curious puts his hand in one of the dots which almost absorbs him but Owlman grabs his arm and pulls him back. 

"I told you not to touch anything."

Owlman glares at Kiteman but a polka dot appears under them and they fall down to a main hall where Crazy Quilt and PolkaDotMan are and Crazy Quilt uses his color lasers but Kiteman and Owlman dodge them.

"These guys look so stupid."

"Stupid the guy who dresses like a human owl and another guy whos a kite calling us stupid."

"Rather look stupid then gay wit all these rainbows."

"Kiteman now that was funny."

"PolkaDotMan release the monster."

PolkaDotMan uses his tech to create a portal but what comes out is not exactly what they wanted it a young lady comes out who was rainbow Owlman and Kiteman look at each other and face palm seems like Crazy Quilt and PolkaDotMan was using there visual ability's for there own person gains. Owlman takes advantage of PolkaDotMan and Crazy Quilt arguing with each other him and Kiteman take them out and arrest them.

"I cannot believe these guys gave you all this trouble."

"Hey dont clown me Owlman I'm just starting out i will get better i just need time."

"Crime has no time for anyone you either are ready or your not."

Kiteman frowns and Owlman starts to feel bad for him as Kiteman goes up to Crazy Quilt he uses his mind control on Kiteman making him fight Owlman.

"Aint this some shit."

Owlman and Kiteman have a hand to hand combat fight Owlman noticing Kitemans untap potential with his sloppy techniques that are actually working eventually owlman kicks Kiteman to the ground and restricts him with a glue grenade. He proceeds to destroy Crazy Quilts helmet and Kiteman is free from his control.

"Get ya ass up Kiteman."

Kiteman gets up and apologizes to Owlman.

"Dont be sorry its ok lets get out of here."

They Glide back to Kiteman's lair.

"Kiteman regardless of how i acted i enjoyed our partnership today."

"REALLY BRO!!!!"

Kiteman hugs Owlman

"Oh im sorry too soon?"

"its fine before i got a little advice for you add some more gadgets to your arsenal maybe make your kite with Dark Metal so you can use it as a shield or even a arrow that you can throw you have a lot of potential you just dont have confidence which is ok take some time off work on it then get back out there."

"I appreciate it Owlman thank you nobody has been so kind to me or even wanted to be my partner even when i was a criminal."

"Your a good dude Charlie never forget that always be who you are."

"HOW THE FUCK YOU KNOW MY NAME."

"Your work uniform is behind you."

Kiteman face palms and Owlman is going out the window till Kiteman stops him.

"Hey Owl before you leave want another joke?"

"Sure."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? Same time next month."

They both share a laugh.