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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BTCHES

Hello! heres another chapter! This context is basically angel dust and alastor, making a deal. But its quite different, if angel dust can go two days without flirting with husker, alastor would stop scaring angel, and if alastor can go two days without talking to reader (y/n). Angel dust would stop making sexual jokes infront of them! So i hope you guys like this:>

Angel dust's P.O.V

I opened my eyes and saw fat nuggets snuggling close up to me, i smiled and hugged him tightly.

I felt my stomach grumble and realized i badly needed breakfast. I got up and stretched, getting ready for the day, i sat on my vanity mirror and combed my hair, fluffed my chest and put on my causal outfit.

I opened the door, walking towards the elevator, i clicked on the lobbies floor and waited.

The doors opened, i walked out with a smile and pure confidence, with my two lower hands on my hips and holding my phone, scrolling through sintok.

I saw husker, holding his glass of cheap booze and chugging at it, I smirked and ran to him.

"Oh husky poo!~" he turned to me with an 'not him again.' Expression, i sat and began playing with his chest while flirting with him like i always do.

I turned around to hear laughter, i looked over my shoulder and see strawberry pimp with sugar tits (y/n).

I walked over to them with a devious smile, "ooh~ so you can still walk hm?~" i said to y/n with a smirk. "Surprised you can take smiles over here!"

She tilted her head and put a finger on her chin, humming confused.

"What do you- oh. ANGEL!" She said then covering her flushed face, I laughed and punched her shoulder playfully.

I continued teasing them, till i heard a radio static noise, i turned around to see alastor with his creepy smile, looking quite furious.

"Jeez! Alright sorry! Oh come on sugar tits tell your guy here to take a joke once in a while."

"My name is not sugar tits angel." She said looking quite pissed, i rolled my eyes and looked down at her with my two top arms crossed and my lower arms on my hips.

"Alright. Y/n." I said with a mockery on her name, she sighed and just walked off to the kitchen, along with alastor.

Before alastor walked into the kitchen, he snapped his neck at me backwards.

I felt a shiver down my spine as he smiled at me furiously.

"Woah! Jeez..sorry al. Who got your dick twisted in a knot.." i said the last sentence with a whisper, he turned away and walked off.

Alastor's POV

I watched my darling y/n cooking herself strawberry pancakes, i wasn't really one for sweets, but watching her laughing and accidentally dropping flour on herself is adorable.

- a while later -

"Ugh! Al can you help me get the flour up there?" Y/n asked, tiptoeing up to reach the flour.

The deer demon hummed and walked over with a soft smile on his face.

The h/c haired girl reached the flour, managing to grab one of the edge between her index and middle finger.

"Never mind al i've got i- WAH!-" the girl tripped, the bag of flour falling on her head as her s/c skinned turned into a white pale, cause of the flour completely coating her head to her torso.