(Fun fact, My co-author who Marie is based on is part Columbian. We headcanon that Vox would be the type of man in the 1950's to like Latinas and Latinos (Valentino is possibly Latino) so we decided to do the thing where men go and marry someone from a different country and have a wife that way: Like mail-order bride, a bit WARNING THIS HAS SOME THINGS THAT ARE BASED OFF THE 1950s THE PAST SUCKED! WE DO NOT CONDONE ANY OF IT IF IT IS MENTIONED)
(No One's POV)
Marie had just legally married her husband three days ago, he had come to her country and offered her a life in America and now they were together. They spent a three-day honeymoon in a beautiful hotel. Now He is carrying her over the threshold of their home. She grins. It was such a big house. She was excited to have kids and see them running around! He kisses her and spins her around. He was so happy to have his new wife, the love of his life.
"Okay, I got to give you the tour!" He says and takes her hand. He lived in a sort of penthouse home, it was amazing, to say the least.
Marie looked at Vox. She could tell he was excited- the entire time he was there in her country, he'd show her everything there was to television at the station- she didn't understand much of it, but he was so excited that it didn't matter to Marie that she didn't understand much of it. She was sure he'd be the same with the house.
Which he was and then he pulled out a box that had a big bow on it. "I know your home did not have one, and I don't want you to feel like you have to take care of me. So a friend said, why not get a dishwasher? So I got the latest model!" He was so excited his friend told him how happy his wife was when she got one from him. So he wanted to make his wife happy."
He seemed so happy to show her it and to be honest, she was happy he seemed to think about her. He even got it in a pretty aquamarine color.
"Oh- Vox- I- I don't- know how to use it."
She said as she realized she wouldn't even know how to start it.
"I got instructions!" He says. "Do not worry, we will learn together, and hey if you can understand how to use it just fill it and empty it and I will manage the rest." He says and kisses her.
She pulls him close and smiles. He is such a good husband, he takes such good care of her~
(Vox being in charge of tech XD)
She was nervous at first.
It wasn't like she lived in another state, or even in North America.
She had to leave an entirely different country, a different continent, to be with him.
And it was scary, so many things could have happened..but she wouldn't have chosen differently if she could go back.
He nuzzles his face into her neck. "Now you sit down, and relax and I will make dinner." He says.
(Oh no XD Marie does not know he does not know how to cook but he is trying to be a good husband XD Welp I hope he has fire insurance XD)
(Oh god he's gonna be like my grandfather and give her food poisoning)
(He is trying but he is going end up killing his wife via fire or poisoned food XD)
She let out a hug, just holding his arms in place, enjoying the feeling of him wrapped around her.
"Just one more minute." She said softly, leaning back into him.
He smiles and nuzzles her more. He loved this, if they could stay like this forever they would.
"Mmmm, okay, I will sit." She says kissing his cheek, the one under his half-blind eye.
She sat down for only ten minutes later the smoke alarm to go off. Marie having a grandfather who could not cook knew what happened. She jumped into action and put out the fire. Vox felt terrible as he looked at the burnt food. He could not even do this right, what type of husband was he...
In the months they'd known each other, she was always the one to cook or he'd take her out.
Seems now she knew why.
She could tell he was upset. "Vox. It's okay. I'm just glad you're not hurt."
"I am sorry, I am not a good en-" She kisses him to shut him up.
"Honey." She says and strokes his cheek. "You do not have to be a good cook, I can be the main cook, An equal partnership is splitting it up equally. I am a good cook and you are good with tech, I can take care of the home and soon our kids. You can be the main breadwinner. We will be okay."
He pulls her into a kiss and they make out. He then looked at the burnt food. "All I got left is cereal and some milk."
"That will do, we can go shopping later." She kisses him again and then they make bowls of cereal. Marie was eager to try all the flavors she did not have in her country. So it ended up being good, cause it seem Vox had at least ten different characters.
(well when you burn everything you cook you need variety in other stuff XD)
(XD)
(I hate these cereals XD There are at least THREE Brands from the 1950s that had a clown mascot on their cereal like HELL NO XD)
He was back to his usual charming self, happy to show off the television and all the channels he had for them to watch as they ate side by side, with her leaning into his side once she had finished her cereal. She wasn't always able to keep up with shows, she spoke English of course, but it was a second language, Vox seemed more than happy to wrap his arm around her and tell her what was going on.
"So they were fighting and now-"
"I don't need a translation for that." She said laughing as the couple kissed.
"Oh- yeah- right-" he felt her hand on his face, turning him to look at her.
"Kiss me like that, Vox."
He could tell the tone in her voice and he smirked. Setting their empty bowls on the table. They did have a whole penthouse to break in,~
(My Co-author: Lmao the fact I was imagining it as a very soft and romantic act)
(XD Vox is a horn dog: Marie was thinking romance and Vox, we are breaking in this couch XD)
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