• FUNNY MONDAY MORNING THOUGHTS •

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"If Mondays were like Sundays nothing would ever get done." — Catherine Pulsifer

"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." — Oscar Wilde

"So, Monday. We meet again. We will never be —but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership." — Julio Alexi Genao

"Even the best weeks start with Monday." — Nice Peter

"By and large I think art is made by people who have discipline married to talent in sufficiently large amounts to work even if they don't feel like it. Anybody can get maudlin and decide to write poetry at 11 at night; the question is, can you do it at 8:30 on a Monday morning?" — Clive Barker

"What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes." — Kevin Dalton

"The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday." — Art Rooney

"Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not." — Ursula K. Le Guin

"It's just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. 'Cause, that's my fun day." — Prince Rogers Nelson

"I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up." — Benjamin Franklin

"The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world's greatest common denominator." ― Kenneth Fearing

"Nothing is impossible. The word itself says 'I'm possible!'" ― Audrey Hepburn

"Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures." — Arthur Darvill

"What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That's me." — Gemma Collins

"Your Monday is not going to be like Saturday; the emotions are going to be different." — Jean Grae

"Every day is Monday... till Friday." ― Viktor Volksprater

"Believe on Monday the way you believe on Sunday." — Rita Schiano

"Monday morning: To wake or not to wake, that is the question." ― Nico 💜

- Nico 💜

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