They Put a Moonlander on the Earth!

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A pair of night vision lenses crawls through the darkness.

Webby : Hey Guys!(2 seconds later)Guys?(2 seconds later)Guys? (1 second later) Ugh! Come on, where is everybody?

Penumbra: (grunting)

Webby : (gasp)

Penumbra: Ugh! Rotten Earth gravity.

Webby : Hey Penny.

Penumbra: Augh! Oh, Small Della. You shouldn't sneak up on a moon warrior. Do you... want something?

Webby : No, I definitely wouldn't want to hang out with and/or swap battle techniques with a super cool alien war hero living in our back yard. Hup, hah. That's crazy, and you're obviously too busy, right?

Penumbra: Yes, building a ship so my Moonlanders and I can return to our vastly superior Planet Moon.

Webby : Oh, sure. I've got a lot going on too. (in the living room) Oh! There you guys are. What's the plan for today?

Dewey : Ottoman Empire.

Webby: Again? But you seen this episode already.

Louie: I like knowing how it ends. It's comforting.

Webby: Hmm. C'mon, let's get out there. We could catch caterpillars. In their cocoons, they literally melt into butterflies. Nature puns!

Glomgold: (TV commercial) Hi, I'm TV's Glomgold. You may remember me as EARTH'S GREATEST HERO! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! You're probably thinking that handsome lion-heart couldn't possibly give the people of Duckburg any more. WRONG AGAIN! From the visionary mind that brought you the Glom-coaster, behold, the Flint Ferris Glom Wheel! Unveiling tonight at Duckburg pier.

Jaspher: Booooo! Pick a plot line!

Webby: Hmm, on the one hand it's Glomgold. But on the other hand, GIANT FERRIS WHEEL! What do you think, Dewey?

Dewey: I remember when the Glom-coaster opened. I waited all morning, but I let a kid, Timmy Jenkins, go ahead of me. The track broke, and he was stuck for hours. It was national news on every channel. And as I watched him tell his horrifying story on a dozen different talk shows I thought, THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME UP THERE! Well, not today, Timmy Jenkins! Today is Dewey's dew-saster day.

Webby : Woo hoo! What could go wrong?

Dewey: Hopefully everything!

Webby: What about you Jaspher?

Jaspher: Maybe should I'll be Party Crusher?

Opening theme!

Della: (gasp) Hey friend!

Penumbra : Hello, best... friend.

Della: Just like old times, except it's you building the rocket in my backyard. Heh heh, need a hand?

Penumbra : Ah yes, thank you Della.

Della: You know, Penny, you don't have to leave. You haven't even experienced any of Earth yet.

Penumbra: Not true. I went out for "Earth" coffee.

Della: Out? Like a date? With who?

Launchpad: So... Do you get Darkwing Duck on the moon, or?

Penumbra: This is terrible.

Della: Launchpad?

Penumbra : More evidence that my focus should be here building this ship. Ungh! not exploring your planet.

Della: Or... maybe... you're just a teeny weeny bit scared of trying new things?

Penumbra: I am not scared of... Ah! an earth joke.

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