The Trickening!

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Huey: This is it. One night, every house in town, and we'll score enough to last us all year. Suit up! Blathering blatherskite, I love Halloween. The pageantry, the mischievous pranks, and of course the trick-or-treating. Yep, this will be the best Halloween ever.

Webby: So says I, Balor, demon king of the evil eye. The evil eye curse that plagued seventeenth century Europe?

Dewey: Hm?

Webby : The roots of Halloween, a day to disguise yourself to trick the demons or appease them with sweet treat offerings. A celebration of fear and conquering that fear.

Dewey: I'm a pirate on vacation.

Webby: You're supposed to blend in with the monsters by wearing scary costumes.

Louie: (wearing his usual green hoodie) There's nothing scary about tonight.

Huey: What are you supposed to be?

Louie: (puts on Huey's red cap and mocks him) "Nuh, Junior Woodchuck rule nine million, duh." Halloween is about candy and only candy.

Huey: You are a lazy costumer. Quit stretching my hat!

Louie: We have the same head! Forget the leg work, I've got a plan that'll make us candy billionaires. Nothing is going to scare me-

Jaspher: (Wearing Beagle Boys Outfit) Put your Hands up! This is a Beagle Boys!

Kids: Ahhh!!!

Huey: Jaspher, Why are you Wearing a Beagle Boys Outfit?

Jaspher: Isn't Beagle Boys, This is my real Clothes. I wearing this all day since when I lived in Junkyard. So I wearing This cause this is scary for all Tricks- (lights turn off suddenly)

Scrooge: (emerging from a jack-o-lantern wearing a skeleton costume) Uwah! Leave this house!

Jaspher and the Kids: Ahhh!

Scrooge: (lifts mask) Cause there will be no Halloween handouts here. (claps lights back on.)

opening theme with Halloween variant.

Scrooge: This house is closed for Halloween.

Della: Aw, but we were gonna do a haunted house.

Donald: I want to give out candy for trick-or-treaters.

Della: And I wanted to scare those trick-or-treaters so that they'd never close their eyes again.

Scrooge: Then go bother Launchpad. I'm going guising. Back in Glasgow, this was the one night a year I could eat sweets like a rich man's son. Through sheer hard work, I earned more treats than all the kids in town, and every year I aim to reclaim that glory.

Jaspher: Enough chit-chat. Move out.

Scrooge: Ahem.

Donald: But what if kids stop here for candy?

Scrooge: (lays out an empty bowl) Oh no! It appears someone has taken all the candy already, but who? It's a spooky Halloween mystery. Ooh hoo hoo hoo.

Della: Phooey!

Donald: Ah, Launchpad's house will be fun.

Bruce: I agree with that.

Della: Ew boy, Launchpad's house. Cheesy movies, handing out candy, not terrifying kids... in a fun way.

Huey: First up, Rockerduck Estates for the big bars and candy corn relay. Then down to Silverbeak for the haunted hayride spooktacular. And I've scheduled bathroom breaks, so just... hold it till we get to Mrs. Clopax. Great bathroom, freshly tiled.

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