Scott Pilgrim Fucks Things Up Forever

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Toronto, Canada
Not So Long Ago
Scott Pilgrim's Girlfriend Was Pissed

What's the deal between you and her?" Ramona looked over at Scott with a frustrated look on her face.
"Me and who?" Scott paused.
"Lisa Miller, your friend, the actress" said Ramona.
"What?!" Scott's voice cracked. "There is no deal!" His eyes widened as he looked over at Ramona. "Seriously."
"Even in high school?" Ramona put her head in her hands.
"We were just friends.. come on"
"Nothing ever happened with you two?"
"Nothing".
"No matter how bad you wanted it to?"
"Come on, that's not fair". Scott looked at Ramona. "It's over." Ramona crossed her arms, looking away from Scott.
"If you're going to be like this I-"
"Goodnight, Scott." Ramona began to walk away.
"Ramona! Come on!" Scott shouted after her, but she had already walked away.

Later that night, after Scott got kicked out of his home because Wallace had someone over
Lisa's Sister's Apartment
2 AM-ish

"Scott, I need to explain something," said Lisa with her head in her hands, looking back at Scott.
"That day we hung out at the mall.. and I was doing my laundry," She began
"What?" asked Scott, slowly.
"Well, my regular clothes were in the wash and I was wearing that stupid little dress. It was kind of as a joke, but you couldn't keep your eyes off of me," She looked down at the ground. "I liked it, okay?"
"You mean you've been dressing extra sexy for me?" Scott's eyes widened.
"Yeah.. I'm-"
"That's amazing!" Scott smiled.
"Quiet Scott! My sister has to be up early, and she's a total bitch about it."
"Look at you now! Even now!" I'm so lucky!"
"Oh shut up, it's just a nightgown," Lisa was wearing a short nightgown that had ruffles at the bottom. "Okay no, I put it on when you called, god I'm such a tramp," Lisa put her head down on the countertop in front of her.
"What's the deal with us?" Scott asked reluctantly. "Why didn't we.."
"We had no idea what was going on back then," Lisa sighed. "And you have Ramona now, and it seems like you guys obviously have something special,"
"Eh." Scott looked up at Lisa. "We haven't even said the L word. Plus we just had a huge fight,"
"Did you win?" Lisa asked.
"It was about you... and no. She thinks we have a thing or something, but we don't! we never did!" Scott found himself speaking faster.
"Maybe we should," Lisa said. She moved closer to Scott on the sofa, putting her hand on his leg. His eyes widened as she was now practically on top of him, her face only an inch away from his own.
"Lisa I can't," Scott said, panting. "I have a girlfriend,"
"She's not here right now," Lisa whispered. Scott could feel the hot air from her breath. "And she walked away from you,"
Their lips collided and sparks flew all around them. Scott began to help Lisa out of her nightgown, and before he could think, he was naked in her bed.

The next morning

"Scott!" Lisa shook him, breaking his snoring. He slowly began to open his eyes. "Sorry, you were having a bad dream or something.
When Scott sat up he realized his surroundings, realizing that he was naked. And that Lisa was naked.
"Oh god, did we.." Scott shook his head.
"We did. And then I got to listen to you mumble something about Ramona in your sleep," Lisa rolled her eyes.
Scott sprang up out of bed, grabbing his clothes from the floor and putting them on as quickly as he could. "I have to go Lisa. Sorry." He ran into the other room, put on his shoes and ran out the door toward Ramona's place.

Once he got there he anxiously knocked on the door, looking at the ground. Ramona opened the door.
"Scott look, I'm s-"
"Ramona! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for everything." Scott burst into tears and Ramona furrowed her eyebrows.
"Why are you sorry?"
"I went to Lisa's last night,"
"What the hell, Scott?!"
"But it'll never happen again!"
"Scott,"
"Wait! and she's in there!" Scott pointed inside and Roxie, who was lazily laying on Ramona's sofa. Roxie peaked out the door, infatuated with Scott and Ramona's conversation.
"That's different," Ramona said. "She was a friend who needed a place to stay. She slept on the couch. Plus we didn't even make out that much,"
"Ramona-"
"You said there was nothing going on"
"I know I did! But you were mad at me! And I wasn't there with bad intentions. Wallace was having a guy over and said I couldn't be there! And I didn't even have any money,"
"You could've went to Stephen's. or Kim's. Or you could've not slept with her,"
"But she was being so-"
"I should've known. You were always just another evil ex waiting to happen,"
"Just listen to me!" Scott was pulling on his hair.
"There's nothing for you to say! I'm so tired of you acting like you can't do anything wrong just because you had to fight my exes! I never asked you to be here. I never told you to stay. But I thought that maybe out of everyone you'd be a little bit more considerate, and a little bit more loyal,"
"Like you've never-"
"I did. That's the past. But this is now. And this is you. I'm done,"
"Ramona please!"
"It's over, dude," Ramona walked inside, slamming the door behind her.

Some of the story and dialogue were taken from volume 4 of the Scott Pilgrim series. I'm not using any of it and claiming it as mine, and it was used solely for the sake of backstory.

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