One hot summers eve a man named Alejandro Juan Jose Reyes was wondering around Mexico streets until his stomach grumbled from hunger
"Aye .. I'm hungry! I need me some carne asada homie!" Said Alejandro
So Alejandro began Wondering around once more until he came to a taco shop
"Ehhh ... Pshhh nah ! I need me a burrito!" Grumbled Alejandro
The mariachi band was playing music as he was walking Mexico streets
"Ayyeee that's the place!" Alejandro said
He was looking at a big sign outside Lupitas burrito shop.
The burrito was the one, the tortilla was nicely soft and perfect! The brown circles was just how he liked it.
The sauce dripping outside the tortilla was mouth watering and the carne was cooked perfectly
"I NEED that BURRITO!" Yelled Alejandro
Alejandro ran into Lupitas burrito shop
"Can I get uhhhhh Juan carne asada burrito to go please!?"
"Si" said the cashier
Alejandro waits impatiently, hoping his burrito was cooked to perfection like the burrito in the picture
Order number 67!
Alejandro looked at his ticked number only to realize he had 4 more ahead of him..
"Aye I need my burrito now....." Groned Alejandro..
People walked up one by one and Alejandro was getting frustrated
Finally they called his number
Alejandro rushes to the front to get his burrito
He takes out his burrito and begins inspecting it
"Oh my God She's perfect!" He yells!
"Such beauty! Look at that tortilla she is just beautiful! I'm going to name her Amelia!"
He then took Amelia to the movies
"Which movie do you want to see my love?" He asked
"Oh the adventure of Jack and Sally!? Oh perfect choice mi amor!"
They sat down in the theater and he warp his arm around Amelia the burrito
Until a man walked by
"Hola homie whatcha doing with the burrito?"
"Oh she mi date bro!" Said Alejandro
The dude starts laughing and says
"Give me a bite of that shit homie!" He leans in the take a bite and Alejandro socks the shit out the dude
"Nah fu she my love you can't eat her I'm marry her some day son of a bitch!"
"Fu you are one crazy son of a bitch enjoy yourself with you're dinner fucken weirdo!" Says the man as he gets up holding his jaw
"Now where were we my lady!?" As he snuggles his burrito in the theater
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The man who Fell in love with a burrito
HumorA man fell in love with a burrito and created a family but he became heart broken one devastating day
