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~ "You was just doin' allat wolfin' ova the phone now yo ass acting pussy."-Tee ~
Y'all already see by the title. I'm finna get Tee ass. It's been long enough. I ain't pranked her in a month and I think it's time to get back on game you feel me. So today, I'm gone do the they finna pull up and jump me prank. Now y'all know how Tee is. Yeah me and her go back and fourth most the time but home girl don't play about me. She will rock all y'all muh'funckin' shit bout me cause I'm ha day one you feel me.
I'm already knowin' she bout to pop off so hopefully this entertain y'all. And as y'all can see I'm in the fuckin pantry cause ion want ha ta hea me. But enough of the talk I'm finna set the camera up in the living room and we finna get into it."
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"Okay y'all so I'm not gone lie," I whispered, "The camera is on the ring light but the shit just not on. Hopefully she don't catch on. She really shouldn't cause this ring light just be sitting in ha living room cause I got my own at home. So hopefully she don't suspect none." I checked the time on my phone and then showed the camera. "It's currently 2:34 so she in there doin' ha lil shit fa ha job so this the perfect time. Ima act like I'm on the phone wit' some bum ass hoes and Ima just start screaming and shit. Like hoe wassup where you at and pull up type shit and that's how ima get ha ass in hea. Aight let's go."
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I checked the camera to make sure I had a good shot and then went into view before putting the phone to my ear. I looked at the camera and tried not to laugh. I gotta get my giggles out and shit cause if I laugh in front of ha she prolly gone catch on. I took a deep breath and started.
"Hello?" I said in a normal tone. "Okay, the fuck. Yo sista shoulda neva put ha stank ass hands on me."
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"Girl you ain't gone do shit. Ain't nobody scared of y'all fat asses! I'll drag the fuck out'chu hoes hell you talkin' 'bout! Youn know none bout me I'm bout that life fa real!"
My voice continued to get louder and louder as I went off and suddenly I heard a door hit the wall making me jump. My jaw dropped and I looked at the camera with wide eyes before forcing myself to get back into character.
"Hoe if you wanna pull up I'm ready! You think that shit gone scare me?! I want yo ass to come over hea so I can fuck you and yo sista up. I'll send you the muh'fuckin' address dumb bitch!"
"Nisha?" Tee said and I ignored her, my back to her.
"457 Connery Lane Bitch. Bring y'all puss asses ova hea and watch what happen I'm ready fa you hoes!" Tee grabbed my arm and I yanked away from her. "Girl you doin' allis wolfin'! Hang up the phone and bring y'all asses down hea. I'm finna whoop y'all muh'fuckin' asssss!"
