How high you think i am?

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As a man known as Silas arises out of his bed with a naked woman in it. He walked towards the door and began looking through the peephole.
Someone was knocking at the door hardly.

"What the fuck do you want?" Silas yelled.

It was a homeless guy.
"Hey..umm.. something's wrong.."

"Oh shit, it's Mike." Silas said.

Acknowledging who it was, then he began to close the peephole, but Mike put his hand in the peephole preventing Silas to close it.

"Please just help me....there's something wrong with my head.." the homeless man pleaded to Silas.

"There's nothing wrong with your head" he replied.

Then Mike, the homeless man sprinted towards the window in the hallway, and the window broke, causing the glass to hit his forehead. Now he was bleeding.

"Now something's wrong!"

then, after that the homeless guy Mike fainted.

"Nigga you all good" then Silas closed the peephole.

A couple minutes later Silas had got up again because his door was rang again.

It was his homie, Ivory.

"Oh shit Ivory!" Silas laughed, smiled and opened the door to ivory.

"Yo, shit, what's cracking?" Ivory spoke, as him and Silas did a little dab up/handshake.

"Yo, did you get my message about going to the jacks game?" Silas questioned ivory.

"Yo. I wish I could dog, but I got a Shorty coming through tonight. I met her on the Internet, chicken heads.com. This girl is banging!"

Authors note: idk the rest of the things they say in this part, so let's just pretend they actually said what they're saying in this story...

"I think I got something for that.."

Time skip.

Ivory looked in the mirror. He saw himself and said "who da man? You da man." He said with his dreads and a unibrow.

As the girl he was waiting for knocked on the door. He opened it, the lady was smiling before she saw him.

"What's up baby?" Ivory said as he was smiling at her.

"Oh hell no! I didn't know you had dreads, and what is that?" She said, pointing at his unibrow.

"Brother just got extensions put in today. They tight huh?" He smiled.

"Where? Between your eyes? What the hell is that?" She replied disgusted by his unibrow.

"It's...it's the mark of buddha.."

"It's the skin marker of Buddha! Looks like he took a dump in the middle of your face! I don't think this is going to work out.." she said thinking that his unibrow is nasty.

"Hold on now! Why you doing this? I'm in a field of dreams and dances, With wolves."he replied, yelling.

"Nigga," she said that word with a c in it. "You are a wolf."

She put up her hands. Through the paper with his picture on it and ran down the stairs of the hall way.

"Chocolate diva! Nubian goddess! I'll take you off my buddy list!"
He yelled things as he chased her down the stairs, but stopped as she ran off.

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