The Shenanigans of Javi Garcia and Amelia Jones (Javelia Smutshots)

BuzzBlast Shenanigans

A/N: so basically, I decided to compile all my Ao3 smutshots into one... book? Enjoy ;)

"What are we doing today?" Javi Garcia asked, cheerfully, as he plopped down on his desk, right in front of Amelia's with a mug-full of marshmallows, and she looked up for one second before drowning back into the story she was writing for her buzzblast article.

"New story, get to work, 'what do the Rangers EAT' that's Jane's newest idea, and I wanna make it into something so ridiculous that she'd be forced to give me a supernatural story next time." she explained with a mischievous grin, and he nodded, understanding, and then wondered,

"But suppose you give her a good story, she likes it, and says you can pick out what you want for the next one?"

"We all know Jane. She knows that I'm... passionate... about the supernatural, and I think there's no way she'll give me a supernatural story if she knows there are other things I can do phenomenally well"

"I still don't understand how you've kept your job" Javi chuckled.

"Oh I'm a jewel! Buzzblast can't work without me" she replied, proudly, still chuckling.

"That you are" he smirked, and came all the way over to him, and leaned over her shoulder, reading out loud, what she had typed so far, "The Red Ranger loves ancient 65-million year old Zucchini... I'm sure Zayto will like to hear that, and I'm telling Solon you're making fun of her cooking... The Black Ranger prefers sweet foods, bitter cocoa is his least favourite, and that can be judged by the simple fact that he once told a monster on his face, that he looked like cocoa— you know what, nice catch baby—" he started nibbling on her ear, as she typed further, taking up the reading from him, "and the sweet angel the Pink Ranger is," Amelia read, beaming, "she likes anything and everything, but her exceptional love is the Black Ranger's..." Amelia chuckled, and Javi almost spluttered on Amelia's neck, when he read what she had typed under that.

"What the—" he read the line again, and burst into laughter, turning redder than Zayto's ranger suit.

"It's only the truth" she winked, and he quickly pressed his hands on the backspace, deleting the scandalous words.

"Yeah, but don't publish that!" He said, and she chuckled, "I'll see about that!" She teased, "And read Ollie's!"

"The blue ranger is a bitter, bitter man, and would love anything that tastes like him: Bitter. His top choice, at any restaurant will be bitter-gourd, and he'd be deeply into anything that's bitter, unromantic, and overall, a mood killer" Javi read out loud, and laughed heartily, "unromantic? Do you have feelings he doesn't reciprocate or something?"

"He's made of iron. And how dare you assume I have feelings for him?!" She asked, "besides, I'm pretty sure he's not into people who have a heart"

"You seem to have a thing for him"

"I used to..." she replied, nonchalantly, and saw the Black Ranger overcome by a look of intense jealousy, "then this other guy came along, and I've kinda sorta been into him since then"

Javi shook his head, "what other guy?'

"You, you idiot" she said, wrapping her hands around his neck, and bringing him closer for a kiss. The kiss, obviously, never took place, as a commotion interrupted them.

"What's happening?" Javi asked, her arms still locked around his neck, but the two of them looking, surprisedly at the lobby, "From the look of it, Jane. And J-Borg are back at their shenanigans again" she shrugged.

"Jane is really into that bot~" Javi remarked, "I'm pretty sure she's also into furries and that's why she got J-Borg into that weird looking furry merch in the first place..."