Follow the story of our favourite antihero Deadpool. In some universe it's Wade Wilson, in ours it's a fucking Y/N L/N.
Deadpool: Origins
Iron Man 2
Avengers
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Deadpool 2
Captain America: Civil...
A group of armed criminals are currently robbing a bank. As they aiming their guns at the hostages, they noticed a figure in red spandex leaning against the wall
One of them aimed the gun at the figure
???: Is that a way how you asking me on a date ? Not gonna lie, I would love to have dinner before you aim your "gun" at me
Criminal: Are you realizing that I'm aiming the gun at you?
Y/N: Yes, I'm wondering. Is it real ?
The criminal smirked and started shooting at him. When he stopped, the figure falls on the ground and the criminal turned around at the hostages
Criminal: Let that be an example for eve—
Y/N: Yeah definitely real
All of them looked at the guy who just survived the impossible as he just gives them thumbs up
Y/N: I think I will feel that one in the morning. Anyway
He looked at the guys
Y/N: How about we play a little game ?
They all started to shooting at him and he started to slashing the bullets with his katanas
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Few of the bullets goes through the Deadpool's body, after a minute they stopped shooting
Y/N: Huh... I wonder how Ryan Reynolds did that in Wolverine movie, eh?
Criminal: Who the hell are you ?!
Y/N: Your friendly neighborhood Deadpool, and before you say anything, I came up with that name when Peter Parker was still in the balls of his father
Deadpool run at the criminals and started to massacre them with his katanas
Y/N: I know what you're thinking. The author was so lazy to find any gifs or to describe you the fight, right? I know, lazy ass bitch. Anyway I can tell you it wasn't pretty, or it was.. that depends.. Do you like violence ?
One of the criminals was out of ammo in his handgun so he ran at Y/N with his fists
Y/N: Fist fight ? Ohh, I like that idea
He stabbed the katana through the criminal's chest
Y/N: But I don't really have time, sorry
He take out the katana of the criminals chest and put it back in his holster
Y/N: So, who am I? I'm the most badass superhero of the time, you know? My sisters are the talented assassins aswell. What can I say, it's a family bussines
The hostages looked at Deadpool with fear in their eyes
