Y/N, Nick Fury and Natasha Romanoff are now sitting in Y/N's kitchen as Y/N is just making coffee for his sister and Nick Fury
As Y/N is handing his cup to Natasha he stops and looks at her, which she notice and smirk
Natasha: Glad you're seeing your sister after such a long time?
Y/N: No, I'm upset that you're my sister. Because I know exactly what I would do to you
Natasha makes disgusted face
Natasha: You're disgusting
Y/N: No, I'm Y/N
Y/N handed the cup to Natasha and Fury and they thanks him
Y/N: So.. Is there anything else you want besides showing me my beautiful step sis and drinking my coffee? And don't get your hopes high about the coffee, the guy that sold it to me was little weird
Nick Fury: I noticed the frame you have
The three of them looks at the photo of Alexandr Smith and Y/N smiles
Y/N: Nice photo of him, right? Download it on Google
Natasha: That's... What?
Y/N: Yeah, he's such a handsome fellow
Nick Fury: I know where you can find him
Y/N shot his eyes open and spit his coffee at the table, some of it into Fury's coffee
Y/N: You know it's little early for christmas, right?
Fury, deciding not to drink the coffee, put his cup away
Nick Fury: Well, consider it as you want. I know where he is, he's hiding in his lab with tons of his guys
Y/N: So you're telling me that you know where Alexandr fuckin Smith is?!
Nick Fury: That's what I just said
Natasha: We will tell you, under one condition
Y/N: Of course I will make a photo with his dead body
Nick Fury: What?
Y/N: What?
Natasha: I'm going with you
Y/N: What? Absolutely not. Your one eyed friend just said he has lots of people. They're gonna kill you. Do you even realise what are they gonna do with your body after your death? Because I do, and I can't really blame them
Natasha: Can you stop?
Y/N: It's kinda hard when the author choose you as my Step Sister
Natasha: What are you talking about?
Y/N: The point is that it's too dangerous for you
Nick Fury: If you wanna know where he is, Agent Romanoff is gonna tag along
Y/N: Jesus fuckin Christe, fine!
Y/N looks at Natasha
Y/N: But if you're gonna die, I'm gonna let them fuck your body
Natasha rolled her eyes. There's one thing for sure, her brother will probably never change
Natasha: So.. Are we talking bussines?
Timeskip
Unknown location
Third person perspective
Y/N and Natasha are just looking at the abandoned warehouse from really high building and Y/N is using telescope
Y/N: I count.. I count.. I count.. Zero fuckin heads to kill, what a shame
Natasha: Don't be fooles by it, Under this warehouse is a secret lab with probably hundreds of man
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FanfictionFollow the story of our favourite antihero Deadpool. In some universe it's Wade Wilson, in ours it's a fucking Y/N L/N. Deadpool: Origins Iron Man 2 Avengers Captain America: Winter Soldier Avengers: Age of Ultron Deadpool 2 Captain America: Civil...
