Signs As The Office (US) Quotes:
Aries: "Occasionally I'll hit someone with my car. So sue me."
Taurus: "I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious."
Gemini: "DWIGHT, YOU IGNORANT SLUT."
Cancer: "I feel like my kids grew up, then married each other. It's every parent's dream."
Leo: "I am Beyonce, always."
Virgo: "There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague."
Libra: "Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services."
Scorpio: "...that's what she said."
Sagittarius: "If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."
Capricorn: "I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit someone with my car."
Aquarius: "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
Pisces: "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
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