How The Zodiac Signs Got Rich:
Aries: Holds dozens of world records for dangerous stunts
Taurus: World's best competitive hot dog eater
Gemini: Lion tamer
Cancer: America's favourite T.V mom
Leo: Hottest A-list celebrity
Virgo: First person to ever be cloned
Libra: Runway model
Scorpio: T.V's favourite actress/actor
Sagittarius: American Idol winner
Capricorn: Has taken over the world
Aquarius: Holds the world record for longest time without smiling
Pisces: Has accidentally found aliens
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Zodiac Signs
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