Hate And Love

I Hate Osamu Dazai

Chuuyas POV:

I hate Osamu Dazai. I hate him more than anything. I want to be the man who ends his life one day. But I care about him more than anything in this world. It is strange hating someone so much but wanting to cling to them like they are oxygen, essential to my survival.

"Hey chuuya~" dazai interrupts my thoughts and runs over smiling stupidly as always. "What do you want?" I scowl. "And how did you find me? I have literally nothing to do with you anymore. So why are you always following me" I look at him and scrunch my face at his dumb smile. "I was just walking around and I saw you! Plus I always know where you are." He places his elbow on the top of my head and leans on me while he speaks. I duck down and step away causing him to lose his balance for a second. "What is that supposed to mean? Creep! And quit leaning on me I am not an armrest!" I yell at him extremely annoyed. "Chuuya~, that is no way to treat a friend!" Dazai whines to me. "We aren't even co-workers anymore, much less friends!" I yell back and my anger is rising. "But chuuya~" Dazai continues to whine. "Can you shut up already and leave me alone!" I start to walk away. Dazai pouts and whines "chuuya come back~" but doesn't follow me. I go home to avoid being spotted again. I flop down on my bed. "Ug why does he have to be such a pain in my ass!" I do miss him though and I was glad I got to see him. I get up from my bed and go to the kitchen to grab some chips and then I settle on the couch with a blanket and a movie and prepare for a nice quiet night. Right after I settle down I hear a knock on the door. I look at the door and see a figure with a beige coat. I think to myself. "Why is he at my house!" I slump down on the couch hoping he would go away but he keeps knocking. Eventually he stops. I think "did he go away? No, he would not just give up like that..." I hear the door knob move slightly as he tries to open the door. I think "shit! I forgot to lock the door now that dumbass is going to get in! Even if I did lock it he would have gotten in anyway..." he opens the door. "Chuuya~ I have arrived!" He shouts proudly walking into my house and closing the door. "Stop yelling! And get out of my house!" Dazai slumps and pouts. "But why~ I wanna see you chuuya~" then he jumps back to his previous excitement. "Is that a movie! Can I join you?" He shouts excitedly with that annoyingly bright smile. "No! Get out of my house!" He runs over and jumps onto the couch sitting right next to me anyway. "I said get out! This is trespassing dazai!" Dazai ignores me and steals some of my chips. "Hey! Don't eat my food!" I pull the bag away from him so he can't reach it. "Hey~ chuuya give them back~" dazai whines. "No! Get out of my house!" Dazai leans back on the couch, he is clearly not going anywhere. I sigh and give up. I lean back on the couch and watch the movie. We watch for a bit and dazai is surprisingly quiet but of course that doesn't last. Dazai starts laughing. "Shut up! What is so funny?" I look at him annoyed. Dazai calms down his laughing a bit and says. "That kid is the same size as you!" He bursts out laughing again. "Why you!" I jump on top of him and push him on his back on the couch. "Shut up! Stop laughing!" Dazai continues laughing. I wrap my hands around his neck and strangle him to shut him up. He continues to laugh till he can't but when he stops he smiles at me. I move my hands. "Why are you smiling like that!" I am sitting on top of him with one leg on each side of his body but I don't really notice it. "I like how you are sitting on me~ and ending my life! I would prefer not to die by your hands but death is death!" I quickly get off him a little flushed. "You are disgusting." I scowl at him. Dazai giggles and sits up and leans his head on top of mine. I scoff but don't try to get him off. If this will shut him up I'll leave it. We Finish the movie. "Alright we watched a movie now you can leave." Dazai doesn't respond. "Dazai! Get out!" Dazai still doesn't respond. "Is this jack ass sleeping? Unbelievable! Dazai get off of me!" Dazai stays how he is. "Great now I am stuck here!" I try to get out and I almost get out but I realize that if I move anymore dazai will hit his head on the arm rest. I hold his head and get out then softly lay his head down. I look at him and think. "He doesn't look very comfortable..." I pick him up carefully and bring him to my guest bedroom. I lay him down slowly and tuck him in the blankets. I go to bed in my room. "Ug I can't believe he fell asleep! Now he has to stay in my house! And I need to leave for work so he is going to be alone in my house! Stupid shitty dazai..." I lay in bed.

Dazai's POV:

I wake up In bed and look around the room. I realize that this is not my room and try to remember the night before. I recall joining chuuya for a movie but nothing else. I think "huh I must have fallen asleep on the couch... but then why am I here? Aww did chuuya bring me to bed~" I smile and sit up. I look over and see pancakes and a bottle of syrup on the side table. I smile softly at chuuya making me breakfast. I look at the time. 10:00am that is the most sleep I have gotten lately. The only sleep I have really gotten is an hour or two at night and a few short naps to annoy Kunikida. I grab the syrup and pour some on the pancakes. I eat, the pancakes are really good. Chuuya is a pretty decent cook. When I am done, I get up and leave the dishes on the bed to annoy Chuuya later. I go to work and make it near 11:00am. "Dazai!" I hear a yell come from the hall. "Where have you been!" I see Kunikida running down the halls towards me. "Calm down Kunikida. I was busy" I put my hands in front of me and speak in a slightly condescending tone. "busy with what!" He stops right in front of me. I put on a serious face and tone. "Busy infiltrating the port mafia." Kunikida looks surprised. "Really?" I put my hands on my hips and puff out my chest and smile proudly. "Yep!"