GUNSO, NAIME, KLINE AND POLLY: PARODIES 2! FILM ERAS

the beast from 20 billion miles from space!!!!!!!

its black and white but if you colour it a tint its dirt, but little more budget the colour improves and looks like a rainbow vomited all over adding to much colour! To which they choose black and white.

in a nice southeast Asian island and village with the characters chilling at sonva beach.

Naime is doing geeky science at her lab with her generic lab coat, but now she has hiroheto glass and looks less Japanese and more like a women doing yellow face, Naime is internally mad but thats how they did it back then. With Geeky science music song.

Kline is with a convoy delivering a nuke. (But kline got bumped down from L/CPL to private and also hes no longer a paratrooper but now a ranger with a m1a2 Thompson, with us marine frog skin camo and his beret now swapped with a frog skin beret). His music is militaristic heroic 1950s action sci fi music!

 Gunso is a sassy, classy and chassis rude teenager chewing gum and wearing a leather jacket and jeans with the kings hair style. With greasy jelly hair and dyed black. And is rock n roll and sassy jazz.

 Polly? Well she is surfing with dolphins listing to surfing music and rock n roll.

The 4 meet up at a diner down by the street and chat with somewhat low quality yet loud and clear dialogue.

Kline opens up first, in his sad defeated voice as he drinks his malt strawberry milkshake. As the 3 patted him "How could they do this! Instead of corporal or sergeant or hell a specialist job like seals or marines, im a ranger, with a demoted rank, a weapon that does not exist! a camo that wares off after certain period of time, a pay grade so low it makes pole dancers look like they fly and They took my German heritage! How will i eat schnitzels and beer?" 

Gunso snaps up and says in  teenage voice "ER! You are pulling all the limbs of my body old man? Atleast you kept being 23 years old, and have a job and an education! I am smaller then before from 1 metre to taken -0.3, still at school, rude sweating n wetting and vocab is cap!"

Naime slaps both behind the head and says "HelLo My ChArAtEr is a racial sterotype, whos not asian and despite im japanese appperantly to 50s standard i am chinese decent! I dont like china! I am Japanese as godzilla, sushi, empires, anime, samurais, ninjas, bonsai trees and tactical suicide by plane! LOOK closely at my skin, its yellow! Not normal! My eyes have literally Sellotape to make me look asian and worst of all! My specs are now Hirohito! And i have buck teeth! Just like Mickey roony one time."

Polly says nothing as her new welsh 20 year old sexy design stayed the same, her blonde hair stays, youthful and still has the lust for that great gruel of porridge. She just wields a cool sun glasses and has an ascot, the same one sea cadets wear (cough puddle pirate cough).

I the author hate sea cadets, and the air cadets and the marine cadets and the army cadets ( i am an army cadet, i just hate anyone whose not 4 coy of GMACF).

Anyways Polly is slurping some chocolate eggnog with whippe cream, flake and some ice cream. When all a sudden, a soldier, with his helmet having a gold clover, with frog skin camo, but all sleeved up. 

And with the voice of a car screeching on burnt tar mak. "PRIVATE KLINE! STOP CHIN WAGGING WITH THOSE CHICKS AND GET YOUR BUM BUM ON THAT SEAT AS WE DELVIER THE BO- BOMBASCTI FANTASITC ROUND OVAL SHAPED pizza crust maker, we sure do love pizza crust!"

Kline bashes his head on the table, takes his shake says good bye and defeatedly walkes over to the major that called him over.

The 3 are in the diner the waiter comes over and tells Naime "oh sorry we don't serve ch**** here with out a man"

The man part was hinted at both of them but Naime left and GUNSO just drank her drink and left, Polly asked for porridge flavour ice cream, as she puts on her sun hat, her thin shirt on, her sun glasses and takes and pays the ice cream.

She walks outside, smiling, and eats ice cream. With a pet dino-lizard in her bag named pogera. She gives it some tuna cuts as pogera munches on it, he gives a towel to her as she strolls on the beach.

She looks at least ages until she found a lovely space. To place a towel, as she finishes off the ice cream, and lays upon the towel, letting pogera swim in the sea
For a bit before coming bag chilling with his owner, Polly sleeps to the warm breeze, shining sun and most importantly beach noises.

The same is not said with Kline, however, his $36 pay roll of ranger private of 1950 is crap then his £7,000 in 1982 as a lance corporal.

As he drives the jeep with the major and his right hand man, captain Matt stoner. And the sergeant major as they talk about the big promotion and pay load and rise.

Kline misses being a paratrooper, he misses his leadership rank and his pay, his gig and mostly his rifle and maroon beret. He is just some taxis driver.

"Stop the car son" major says, as soon as he does that, he pulls over at Camp 54.

The nuke is stored and has 1 week before testing.

Kline gets out the car and heads to the naffie bar. "High speed where you heading?" The sergeant major asked with a lisp.

Kline looks over.

"Sarnt Maj, I'm heading over to the naffie for a coffee break and donuts" Kline replies
 

the sergeant major is pissed for him being called sarn't maj! because hes not british. "YOUR REFUELING THIS JEEP MISTER " he roared with rage.

Gunso, is getting hit by every boy but she keeps telling them she was born in 1923 and shes 994 years old! But they keep hitting her.

Naime is being racial prejudge by people.

The Major in the base arms the nuke and all a sudden a meteor is striking and soon a alien beast comes out, it looked jagged in appeance is posture looking like figure prints, mantis like body,  + mouth like beak and finally it moves in stop motion.

They launch a nuke at it, but it goes over it, and lands directly on pogera, who morphs his dino-lizard into dino monster quickly to protect his owner.

Polly thanks and pets him and offers a bowl of strawberry porrigde. Pogera absorbs it and an amazing battle is fought!

wait what the fu-

Naime and Gunso notes: we happliy nicked his chronical maker pad and deleted this entire section of detailed and epic battle, but the internet died and we cut it out! HAHA LOL TAKE THAT AUTHOR!

the beast laid dead and pogera brought the skull to Polly as he dropped it, Polly petted the beast.

And soon i transported them to 1960 something in a flash