Luna: "Hey there little guy, you came from Earth, right?"
Astrodude: "Oh God- Okay- keep yourself together... Uh- uh, yeah, yeah, I'm from Earth!"
Luna: "Cool, me too, though he makes me feel like I don't matter sometimes..."
Astrodude: "M- M- Maybe he doesn't know...how- important you are?"
Luna: "Hey...I guess you're right! I should go and orbit another planet to show him! Thanks, earthling! You hear that Earth! I'm leaving!"
Astrodude: "Wait- did I just end the world?"
Mars: "Oh hey, Earth's moon"
Luna: "Hey, Mars. Can I orbit you for now?"
Mars: "Huh,if Earth doesn't mind."
Luna: "Oh, trust me, he doesn't."
Mars: "Alright then, go over there where Phobos and Deimos are orbitin'"
Luna: "Aren't you...atroids?"
Phobos: "No! We're moons! I'm Phobos!"
Deimos: "And I'm Deimos! Could you help us be like you?"
Luna: "Uhh...sure? How?"
Deimos: "Maybe you can crash into Mars! And we'll use the space debris to grow BIGGER!"
Phobos: "YEAHHH!!! BIGGER!! Hehe :3"
Luna: "...?? Okay, so the moons of Mars are freakin' weird...oh!"
Earth: "Moon! Where the heck were you?! I'm off my access and my tides are all out of wack!"
Moon: "I guess he learned his lesson, huh? Huh?"
