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I appear

JR: "what the-"

Me: "i'm taking away your privilege to name the chapters"

JR: "why?"

Me: "you cannot put 'for f(bleep)k sake' in a chapter title"

JR: "where did that bleep come from?"

Me: "unimportant, now, for one, ease up on the insults, no 9/11, or titanic, or Edmund Fitzgerald, or Chernobyl, etcetera references"

JR: "Hinden-"

Me: "NO! no tragic disasters AT ALL"

JR: "not even the train wreck in east Palisti-"

Me: "not. another. word. no more tragic references, AT ALL, or i will retcon you out of existence"

JR: "what if they're accidental?"

Me: "that's okay"

JR: "do i gotta be all 'buddy buddy' with Rarity"

Me: "hell no, it's bound to make the dares more... interesting"

JR: "as someone who's dead already... that scares me"

Me: "I know"

I disappear

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