Naruto X Senran Kagura drabbles

Yuki and Naruto, How I met My Work Wife.

Yuki and Naruto, How I met my Work Wife.

OCTOPUS-Two years ago-OCTOPUS

Naruto leapt though tree after tree having been sent on a solo mission to help transport goods, of course it wasn't supposed to be a solo mission, he was supposed to have a team, but nobody would team with him,

Naruto sighed, he hated traveling alone, just silence, nothing to do but focus on jumping in tree branches, a skill so common most students could do it, though with him he felt the air on his torso having again forgone a shirt to show off his abs,

He stopped as he heard a nearby scuffle, "Well that's one way to shake the boredom," he said as he changed direction, best part of traveling alone? nobody was here to tell him to focus on the mission,

As he arrived in the area he found a group of foreign shinobi surrounding a lone foreign shinobi, 

The group was covered up in a uniform that hid all their features from onlookers,  

The lone Shinobi was a lady, she looked to be wearing a worn and torn version of the same uniform as the group surrounding her, but while Naruto couldn't tell the girls from the guys in that Uniform hers was ripped enough that he could see her messy dirty blonde hair tied in large pigtails, 

Naruto held his breath and hid himself among the trees trying to understand what was going on,

"Please!" the girl begged, "I didn't kill them" she sobbed as the group advanced on her, "Why won't you believe me?" 

"So your little fairy tale killed four of your teammates?" one of the group asked,

"The Yoma was real!" she cried, "How could I have killed anyone I was the weakes-," 

"Oh shut up!" One demanded, "You killed them and now you want-,"

"Boss," One of the shinobi said interrupting him as Naruto left his hiding place and dropped in front of them,

Naruto pulled a lighter from his pocket but it clicked and never struck up, "Damn," he said taking the cigar from his mouth and shoving it back into his pocket, next he took the chain of his iron ball,

"Who are you!" one of the ninja asked,

"Okay," Naruto said, "Let me tell you what's gonna happen buds," he looked out at the ninja, "She" he gestured behind him to the crying girl, "Is coming with me," then he pointed at the group, "And you're all gonna get lost,"

The boss of the lot glared at him, "Oh ar-," Naruto shrugged the iron ball off his shoulder letting the ball hit the ground, 

"Yeah, you are," Naruto said popping his neck, "only difference in how it happens is A: you walk back to where you came from..." then he swung the chain with one hand channelling the nine tails chakra into the ball as he swung it covering his weapon in it's demonic yokai chakra, "Or this monster will send you flying!" he said gesturing to himself, as he stopped swinging the ball and let the ball fall back next to him,

The group looked terrified, "Wh... what are you?!" One of them demanded, 

"Naruto Uzumaki, Konoha Chunin, and Jinjuriki of the ninetailed fox," Naruto said, "Now beat it,"

The group started to back away, "Actually," Naruto said stopping them, "One of you give her your uniform," he ordered,

"What you want us to give a traitor one of our-,"

"Please," Naruto asked his eyes turning red and slitting,

The boss paled, "T-Tekachi, Give the man what he wants,"