an America and states fanfic:)

Fuck a meeting

꧁Allans POV꧂

i wake up to the sound of my damn alram clock.

i look over to my side to see my lovey husband Viktor. Although he does look like a dumbass but he's my dumbass

i then get out of our bed then just quickly go to our drawer and get my megaphone and turn it to the highest volume and i then said

"OI WAKE YOUR ASS UP WE HAVE A MEETING TODAY AND I EXPECT YOU TO BE DOWN IN 15 MINUTES"

"Mhm 5 more minutes babe"

i smirk at myself i truly am a great husband

꧁timeskip꧂

as i go downstairs i see Yellina(mein lovely yorkie), and that southern ass bitch which I somehow call my younger brother "good mornin' how'd ya sleep you two?" "good northy" "morning dad where's papa" yorkie asked "well that commie basterd is probably still Asleep" Sam chuckled at this. As that happened the Virginia Twins, Kansas, Nevada, and Rhode Island, came downtown the stairs and they all said "hashtags cricket noises" everyone in the room brusted out laughing like "what the fuck just came out of their mouths"

꧁Viktors POV꧂

Damn it why did America wake me up at 7 and then left
Wait fuck we have a meeting well let's see how they react when we're late I thought as I got in the shower and washed my hair. I finally got dressed and went down stairs to see everybody laughing and said "What the fuck?" but then I realized what I said and knew I fucked up cuz Al looked mad no livid. Well guess what he did he grabs my ear as I bent down cuz I'm pretty tall and he whispered "you say that one more time you'll get more then a threat" Menaceinly welp I'm never swearing in front of him again and probably sleeping on the couch tonight

꧁timeskip꧂
꧁Allans POV꧂
After that
I grabbed the megaphone again and said
"I DONT CARE WHATS TIMEZONES YOUR IN GET YOUR FAT BUTS OUT OF BED NOW"

I smile at myself I am I good dad...

And then I get back to cooking (aka you making you husband cook but let's not talk about that)

꧁breakfeast꧂

Ok after 'we' finished cooking everyone was in the dining room wait for the food to come out because when it does they are like hungry bears and I don't blame them that shits good
Anyway they don't stay in the room they just grab and go that huge table is only for putting food on or family gatherings. They mostly go to the biggest living room and eat breasfrest there anyway ima list the shit they were doing

The OG 13 except Georgia and new york was doing a paintball war

The far south were doing high drawls at noon

Georgia and Idaho were debating on which is better peach or potatos

California was having a singing contest with new york cus they are amazingly good at it I mean come'on new york has Broadway and California had Hollywood they are both evenly matched

Utah was doing was making a tower of bibles and sitting on it

Rhode Island was yelling roast about tall people on behalf of his size as the shortest even though hes one of the oldest while haveing the war

Hawaii and Alaska was playing dress up with who ever they can kidnap

And everyone else was eating like normal people or just in there room sleeping

꧁when they have to leave꧂
꧁also Viktors POV꧂

We had to leave and go to that dumb meeting where nothing gets down but our bosses say we have to but none of us want to but we have to anyway as its either more work or go to meetings so yeah
We said our goodbyes and shut the front door of our house and I had to drive off to that awful meeting
Oh and allan was sleeping the whole time because he stayed up lay doing work that man doesn't know how to take care himself. That stupid bitch welp ima talk to him

"Hey babe?" 

"What"

"What do you think if they saw were late?"

"Mhm they probably gonna ask a fuck ton of questions"

"Well most of them are asshole anyway"

"well what about your sister Natalie?"(Belarus)

"Eh let's not talk about her"

We finally got to the world building America is hosting today and they are probably gonna yell at him for being late although it doesn't make him sad it just encourage him to shoot them later, and God I love him

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I'm proud of myself this is the longest thing I wrote
I'm fr listening to my Spotify playlist rn