"Guozi, get up and do your mission!"
His stomach was pressed hard by something. Lin Guo fluttered his eyelashes and woke up from the dizziness after the teleportation.
"I asked if we could change the way we wake up next time." Lin Guo rubbed his swollen temples and touched the fat white rabbit on his belly angrily, "Is this body drunk? I Why do you feel a little dizzy?"
Shaking his ears, the fat white rabbit, who was Lin Guo's personal system number 01, immediately stretched out his fluffy paws and pressed on the opponent a few times: "There is indeed a small amount of alcohol residue, do you want some sobering medicine? "
"No, it's better not to act rashly until we understand the situation." Sitting up on the soft bed under his hands, Lin Guo moved the rabbit on his clothes to the side and quickly looked at the surrounding environment.
This is an obviously private bedroom, different from the neatness of the hotel's uniform standards. It is full of traces of the original owner's life here. Putting on the slippers that were kicked aside, Lin Guo has initially ruled out the hotel in his mind. It's possible that you walked into the wrong room while drunk.
Seeing this man with messy hair and a confused look on his face, Zero Eleven jumped on the bed uneasily: "Guozi, do you still remember what our mission is?"
"Remember," Lin Guo raised his eyebrows and yawned lazily, "Tell me, who will you torture this time?"
Zero Eleven, who had just opened the rabbit's mouth: "..." It knew that this host was unreliable.
999 non-sultry counterattacks have corroded the opponent's brain.
"Please put your violent thoughts away," the red-eyed rabbit rolled his eyes, "You have to remember, the slogan of our mission is-"
"I am the best villain," Lin Guo answered with an expressionless expression. He looked at the fat rabbit lying beside the bed with probing eyes, "Xiao Shiyi, why do I feel that there is something wrong with your upgrade this time?"
Other people's systems are getting more powerful as they are upgraded, but his system is becoming more and more mentally retarded as it is upgraded. As a gold medal employee of the scumbag subordinate of the Save the World Quick Travel Bureau, Lin Guo reached the top of the total points list with his 999 brilliant performances. Just after he took advantage of the reward opportunity to continuously upgrade his personal system, he was temporarily assigned to the rescue department.
Not only was he suddenly transferred to another position, but he also had to take care of the performance of the Scumbag Department at the same time. Lin Guo coldly handed Zero Eleven a glare, and Lin Guo felt that he had not used the reward opportunity well.
Apart from gaining weight and taking on two more jobs, he didn't see any improvement in this rabbit.
"What's wrong? At least our membership level in the system store has been improved," Zero Eleven retorted in a low voice. Zero Eleven closed his eyes and changed the topic, "If you don't mention these, I'll first tell you the original content of this world. send you."
As one of the few advanced systems in the World-Saving Quick Travel Bureau, Zero-Eleven's abilities are certainly not as simple as what he shows. Mimicking a white rabbit is just his personal taste, which does not mean that he is really a rabbit. Common rabbit.
Knowing that the character he wanted to save this time would be the villain in the novel, Lin Guo accepted the fact that the protagonists of the original work were two men well. As Lin Guo relaxed his vigilance, the memory of the original owner gradually emerged and swept through his mind very quickly. In the original plot, he also had a clearer understanding of his situation.
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[BL, MTL] The Villain and I are Best Friends (Quick Wear)
RandomThe drama queen Lin Guo completed 999 S-level scum-crushing tasks to reach the top of the points list, but since the reward system was upgraded, something is wrong with his world - System: That scumbag is too much, Guozi. Rush the duck! Torture him...