Weekly Ramblings #7: College prep, a toxic workplace, and DnD

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Guess👏who👏is👏tired👏as👏shit?

It's Evie! :D

As a resident 18 year old loser I am unprepared as shit for college. I start end of August. AUGUST!! That's next month!! I got my schedule today and it's fine. Some writing stuff, intro to Japanese, and gender studies. Plus this really cool seminar course about videogames and literature. Can you tell it's a liberal arts school? Mostly just trying to juggle the fact I'm commuting with my class schedule. I basically go in at 10:30 AM and don't have a break until 4:oo PM with the exception of me getting out around 2:05 PM on Fridays. I'm just stressed about when I'm gonna eat! Or idk, destress?! Plus I have to get my accommodations figured out. I'm in the process of doing that now.

Speaking of whichhh, Mx. Bee is officially getting an autism and ADHD screening this month!! Which is long overdue, let's be honest. A diagnosis was inaccessible to me for so long for financial reasons but I finally was able to afford it!! I'm hoping to get on meds + get more school and workplace accommodations once I get a new job.

And speaking of jobs, I got one! It lasted exactly 3 weeks. And now I do not have one anymore, let's talk about that. I have been job hunting since JANUARY. I was hired for this one kiosk selling journals at my local mall in JULY. It's ridiculous how difficult it is to get a job these days.. I was really excited initially because selling journals and art supplies sounded really fun! And it would've been if my boss wasn't the biggest piece of shit on planet earth. Between being mad about my orientation schedule for college (that she EXPLICITLY SAID SHE'D WORK AROUND) and berating me for every mistake, I decided I was done. I'm glad I quit, it was definitely for the better.

And last thing is my DnD campaign! Still going strong. Our last three sessions can be summarized as follows: Twila (my character) finds a parrot named Squib who won't stop calling her a bitch and doesn't listen to a word anyone says, Gambledore tries to rizz up some harpies and is brutally harassed by them until he retreats, Justin Sideyourmom then accidentally summons the literal GRIM REAPER and Twila had to pay the dude to fuck off and leave Justin alone, Twila also decides to cast Vicious Mockery on Gambledore for attempting said rizzing of the harpies and almost kills him before they even begin the battle, Gambledore and Justin have now taught the Owlbear cub they captured, Shitstain, to gamble, he is addicted, Star (the DM), Ida (my partner), and Twila all go on a side quest to save a town from wereboars, the one terrorizing everyone had a very bad memory so he is called Bo Jiden, he runs a corner store selling licorice, he thinks he has a husband named Gongle Dumps but he's actually been hallucinating him the entire time, we then have to go find the cure for his wereboar-ness from Obamna. If that doesn't sum up American Politics in the last few weeks then I don't know what does. Can you tell our campaign is complete BS?

Anygays that's all for now, bye bye!! :3

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