~ In The Small Kingdom Of WhoDunIt, Unfortunate Maid, Floyd Is Seen Scrubbing The Floor Inside The Small, Brozone Pod (canon?) ~
F: Looks like that fluffleberry stain is finally out! (Scrubbing The Floor)
~ Enter Evil Stepbrothers, Bruce And Clay ~
C: (Kicked The Bucket Of Soap) Missed a spot, femboy! Hahahahaha!
B: Honestly, This place wouldn't be so dirty if you had done a better job cleaning! Like seriously, you never do a good job! 🤣
~ Flashbacks To The Three Times Clay And Bruce Sabotaged Floyd's Cleaning ~
B: And don't forget to clean out my sock drawer! EMO BOY! Hahahahahaha!
~ Enter Stepfather, John Dory, Who's Seen Holding A Letter ~
F: (Curtsies) Oh! Squarefather—ermm—strepfather! How was your outing? Did you-
JD: (Pushes Floyd To The Side) Put a sock in it, emo boy. (To Bruce And Clay) So, boys, I have received a letter from the royale palace! There's going to be a royale ball tonight!
(Excited) C + B: Really?!
C: Ohh, I can't wait! I've been DYING to wear that new dress I bought! I know all eyes will be on ME tonight!
B: Please! You must be dreaming! All eyes will be on ME! I am the heartthrob after all!
F: (Excited) There's going to be a royale ball tonight? How wonderful! Allow me to clean myself up and I'll go to the sunday store and get some bleach to clean my dre-
(John Dory, Bruce, And Clay Stare At Floyd, Then Each Other, And Begin To Laugh)
F: What? What'd I say?
B: Oh! Oh that's a laugh! You must be NUTS if you think someone like YOU is coming to the bal-
JD: Bruce! Thank you for your commentary, but as the man of this pod, it's my responsibility to inform Floyd
B: Whatever, Squarehead
JD: Floyd, to my ugh..misfortune, I'm afraid you can't go! You have oodles of work that needs to be done! (He Pulls Out A Giant List Of Unnecessary Chores Plus More)
F: But Squarefather this could take me hours! Possibly days! I can't finish this!!
C: Well, that's a womp womp on your part! Guess you're gonna have to miss the ball, huh, femboy?! Haha!
JD: Boys, enough! But they are right, your ass is NOT going to that ball! You're going to stay here and clean till all the gay is sucked out of you! Haha!
~ The Three Of Them Starts Laughing As They Exit To Go Get Ready ~
(2 Hours Later, They All Come Downstairs, In Beautiful Gowns)
F: Wow..you guys look amazing....
B: We know! Make sure this floor is so clean I can see my reflection by the time we get home!
C: Oh! And iron all my satin dresses! I'm gonna need them for the next 5 parties I'm going to
JD: And have a wonderful feast prepared for us by the time we're back! Our asses are going to be STARVING after this party!
F: Don't parties have snacks?
JD, B, And C: SILENCE!!
C: We're off now! Have fun with the cleaning, femboy!
~ They All Laugh As They Walk Out Of The Pod, Leaving Floyd In Tears ~
F: WAHHHH!! 😭😭
F: Where did it all go wrong..?! WAHHHHH!!!😭😭😭
(Suddenly, A Rainbow Aura Surrounded Floyd, And Suddenly, His Fairy Godmother (Or father, idfk) Boom (FROM FORTNITE???) Appeared)
F: Holy F***! Who the s*** are you?!
BM: Your fairy godmother! I think...
F: Well, first I have a few questions! True or false-
BM: Yes, I'm gay.
F: Holy smokes, me too!
BM: Now tell me, what the actual F*** is troubling you?
F: My family. I've always wanted to go to a ball, but I'm forced to stay here and clean. And did I mention that I get abused 25/8, 366?
BM: Oh, that's not good. Well, I have the solution for that! (Fairy Boom waves around a cheap wand he got from Shein)
F: Is that a toy wand?
BM: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT BRO!
F: Shutting up..
~ Boom Waves His Wand Around And Suddenly Floyd Finds Himself In A Rainbow Colored Dress ~
BM: Well?
F: This is so cute! But how will I get to the ball?
BM: Oh, that. BRB!
~ Boom Steps Outside And Brings In Branch, Who's Apparently Floyd's Ride To The Ball ~
BH: Yeah, I'm just here. I'm also gonna be your ride to the ball, just an FYI.
F: Pop off, I guess
BM: Just remember, you have to be home by midnight, or your douchebag brothers will suck the gay out of you. Like literally suck the gay out of you. There's a whole ass chamber in the basement
F: Got it! Now, let's go Branch!
BH: I do not get payed enough for this s***.....
WILL FLOYD MAKE IT TO THE BALL? WILL HE GET TO DANCE WITH HIS PRINCE? WILL BRANCH EVER GET PAID? FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 2!!
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Fantasy(THIS IS A $H1TPOST BTW 💀) Floyd (Cinderella), is living the hard knock life as the maid/scapegoat of the Brozone pod. He is constantly treated unfairly by evil stepbrothers, Clay and Bruce) and square stepfather John Dory. When an invitation to a...
