~ Floyd, On His Way To The Ball And Riding Branch (pause) Is Smiling Ear To Ear, Gay To Gay ~
F: Isn't this so much fun?!
BH: You're riding me...
F: Well, womp womp!
BH: ARENT WE BROTHERS IN THE CANON UNIVERSE—
F: Yes, but this is all for giggles and haha's and weewee's
~ At The Palace Of WhoDunIt, Boom, Who's Originally Role Was Supposed To Be The Fairy Godmother, Is Now The Prince ~
BM: I may have attached my wings on with tape, but still! Now all I need is some mf to dance with...
(JD, Bruce And Clay Enter) HEYYYY POOKIEEEEEEE
BM: Eew, what are those things?
B: Step aside second choice! Now c'mon Boom, you know damn well you want me, so let's cut a rug~
BM: No thanks, I'm good—
C: Because you want ME, right? Now let's get freaky~
BM: Few things. One, that dress is not a good color on you. Two, back up, bro-
~ The Doors Whoosh Open And In Enters Floyd, The Fruitiest And Most Fabulous Princess ~
BM: (smitten) Woahh...who's that piece of hotness
JD: Not the slightest clue, but he looks oddly familiar...
C + B: Mhmmmmm....
(Boom Runs Towards Him) Hey there, snookums
F: What the s***? I thought you were the fairy godmother!!
BM: I had to be both because tae couldn't make up her mind :)
F: Oh. Well thats nice
~ They Dance The Night Away To The Song 'All The Single Ladies' By Beyonce, Even Though It's Not A Slow Dance Song ~
BM: Me personally, I'm enjoying myself.
F: Real.
~ In All The Excitement, The Clock Is About To Strike Midnight And Floyd Yeets Himself To The Stairs ~
F: GOTTA BLAST!
BM: WAIT IDEK WHAT THE F*** YOUR NAME IS!!
(In A Rush To Leave, Floyd's Earring Drops To The Ground, And Boom Picks It Up)
BM: Wherever you are, my sweet candy drop blueberry muffin chocolate chip cookie cake, I'll find you...
~ The Next Morning, The Doorbell Rings, And Guess Who's Dumbass Is There ~
BM: Good day, gentlemen! And John... I have been going from pod to pod to find out who's earring this is, and whoever it belongs to, will be my snookums for life!
B: Finally! Give me that s***! (Bruce Tried On The Earring But It's Too Damn Big) Oh. FUUUUUUUUUU-
C: LOSER! The earring is CLEARLY mine!! (Clay Tried On The Earring, But It's Too Small) SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
~ Floyd Walks In, After Washing His Face ~ What's going on?
JD; Shouldn't you be cleaning?
F: SYAU!
JD: O-o
BM: Oh, you! With the piercing, please try on this earring!
B: (Scoffs) It's not gonna fit HIM!
C: Yeah, there's no way!
(Floyd Tries On The Earring And It's A Perfect Fit)
JD, B, + C: 😨😨😨‼️‼️‼️
BM: It's you! The charming man I was dancing with! Would you grant me the honor of making you my snookums for life?
F: YES, B***H! YES!!
BM: Very well, then. Now let's get outta here so we can make out!
F: Fine with me!
~ In The End, Floyd's Stepbrothers And Stepfather Person Thing Were Sentenced To Community Service, And Floyd And Boom Got To Have Makeout Sessions For Lifers
THE END :3
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Fantasy(THIS IS A $H1TPOST BTW 💀) Floyd (Cinderella), is living the hard knock life as the maid/scapegoat of the Brozone pod. He is constantly treated unfairly by evil stepbrothers, Clay and Bruce) and square stepfather John Dory. When an invitation to a...
