Dazai was worried "what happened to chuuya?" He asked for the second time.
"Chuuya is pregnant. I don't know how. He is a male right?" Yosano enquired
"Well he is"
At that moment chuuya walked out of the room and went and sat on the couch.
"Chuuya, are you a male?" Yosano asked
"What? Of course I am. I have a dick if that's what your asking. Why?"
"Because you're," she hesitated on this "pregnant"
Chuuya was dumbfounded "are you sure??"
Dazai laughed loudly "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING DAZAI" chuuya yelled at him.
Dazai spoke through laughter "I always told you I had a magic dick!" And that's how he earned a black eye.
A week later.
"Chuuyaaaaaa you have to eat. If you don't it's bad for the baby" dazai pestered while practically shoving a spoon into chuuya's mouth. "Ow!" Chuuya winced, grabbing his stomach. "What happened??" Dazai asked worried that something was wrong.
"My body is getting used to carrying a baby" chuuya replied, as soon as dazai heard those words you could practically hear the sigh of relief from dazais mouth. Chuuya laughed before getting up to get dressed for work. Dazai grabbed his arm. "No work. It's bad for the baby." Dazai said.
"I have a mission today, it's important"
"It's dangerous" dazai said, getting annoyed.
"So?" Chuuya retorted, pulling his arm away and putting his work shirt on before walking out the door. It didn't even take a second for him to walk back in. "Seriously?" Chuuya said, clearly upset. Dazai smirked. "Well I told you no work"
"But you didn't have to blow up my car dazai."
Dazai shrugged and called Mori "he isn't going to work today" the brunette yelled into the phone and hung up.
By the way sorry I have short chapters I've been busy with school and my depression.
But enjoy the rest of the chapters
