Outside, John Whats-His-Name Readies His Watergun
BM: If Only I Had An Alpha Male/Femboy Slave Person To Call My Own.....
The Next Day, Square Or Whatever His Name Is, John Dory Arrives At The Palace Of Whodunit And Asks Queen Branch A Stupid Question
JD: Do you have a young man person slave thing living with you? I would love to marry him!
BH: Im gonna say yes because if I don't the plot won't happen!
JD: Glad to see we're both on the same page!
As John Dory Walks In, He Tries To Kiss Floyd's Hand Because That's His Character (NOT CANON, I DO NOT THINK JD IS GAY SO DONT SPAM ME 😬)
JD: *Carless Whisper Plays* Oh, Floyd, You're like the cali, to my ente. Together we could be muy caliente, por favor.. If you give me the chance....
F: n o.
Floyd Jumps Out La Fenêtre (the window) To Go Find His Potential Husband Named Boom, Who's Still Crying In The Alleyway
BM: Oh..Great..A Villager... You're probably gonna make fun of me too, right.. Wouldn't be surprised if you did....
F: Oh my god, bro. Just Shut up and kiss me so we can end the story!
BM: Oh, okay!
They Smooch For Like, What? 6 Hours And Thru The Power Of Magic And Love And Gayness And Femboy Power Boom Magically, Canonically Turns Into A Normal Troll
BM: Oh my pink eye..true love's kiss!! Turned me back into the straight NSYNC member you all know and love!
Tae: FOR F***S SAKE, YOU AREN'T STRAI—AGHHHHHH!!!!
Tae Throws A Clipboard Down Angrily
Clay, Offscreen Pics Up The Clipboard
C: Your said everything good, just change the straight to gay and you're good! 💀
BM: Ohhh! Right, right, I think I got it..! Ahem Ahem...
BM: Oh my pink eye..true love's kiss!! Turned me back into the gay femboy material girl slay queen girl boss amazing fantastical wonderful rainbows and sprinkles cupcakes and donuts and sunshines sparkles NSYNC member you all know and love!
F: It truly was true love.. Now that we made out for the last 6 hours, wanna go live together and make OpefuLee the happiest goober ever!
BM: Nah, let's wait till Tae writes the oneshots to live together just to piss them off :3
F: That's different but that works too!
They Make Out For Another 6 Hours And Eventually Lived Together, Under A Rainbow Kissing For All Of Eternity. Oh, And They Live In France By The Way :3
THE END :3
As For Square? Well..let's just say he got his watergun privileges taken away from him :3
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Floyd And The Beast
FantasíaBoom, a sad beast troll hybrid thing who also gay is living the hard knock life and nobody likes him because he's gay-ermm-a beast :( But when FLOYD enters? Oh boy things are gonna get ruff (oh, john dory will be playing Gaston btw, for funsies) thi...
