Draco walks around the employee's only zone. Some employees thought about asking him how he got here, but Draco walked so confidently they just assumed that he knew what he was doing. He eventually found an exit from the employee's only zone. Draco found himself next to a giant, creepy building with a spinning head in the middle. Disturbing children's music played from the large building. He shuddered and ran away from it. He then smelled something good. He looks over at a cart.
"Excuse me, are you selling churros?" He kindly asks the worker.
"Indeed I am, would you like some, sir?" She smiles politely.
"SIR!? HOW OLD DO I LOOK TO YOU?!?!?!? DISAPPEARO TOMICHIGANO!" He casts a spell and the worker gets teleported to Michigan. He slyly takes a churro from the stand and runs away.
Eventually, he found himself below a large arch that read "AdventureLand". He looked to his side and saw a large room with odd engravings on it. Suddenly, the doors to the room open.
"The Tiki Room has just begun! Come one come all!"
Intrigued, Draco walks into the Tiki Room. He sits down in the dimly lit room, eating his churro. More people began filling up the room as the place got darker... then... the show began.
He watched the birds sing as he stared in amazement.
"Perhaps magic IS real here..." he looked at the white birds with stars in his eyes, "this is... phenomenal!"
The person next to him nods in agreement.
When the performance ended, he couldn't help but laugh from awe.
"Wowie!"
"tRuLy Is A mIrAcLe, HuH?" the person next to him says.
"Yeah, just... woah!" He looks up at the man sitting beside and.. Whuh??? It's a tall man dressed in a black shirt with a weird purple symbol on it. He's wearing clown pants. His skin seems.. Gray? His face is covered in weird white makeup and he has fangs? Not to mention his hair is beyond insane... "Wh-Who are you..?"
"GaMzEe MoThErFuCkIn MaKaRa" He looks down at draco OH MY GOD THOSE ARE GIANT HORNS "hOnK :o)"
Draco's jaw slightly drops upon the sight of this rather unique man, "I-I-I.. I gotta go..." He runs out of the Tiki Room, eating his churro. He runs into AdventureLand, hoping to find some place where the weird clown man won't follow him. Eventually, he stops in front of a jungle.
"Whoo! People here are.. Huff... Weirder than I initially anticipated," he begins to smile, "A clown? How ridiculous!"
He takes a bite out of his churro as he looks behind him. Indiana Jones, huh? Sounds lame. Draco walks into the line, not expecting much. As he waits in the long line he smells.. candles. That's weird, he hopes he doesn't have to get closer to the candle scent. As the line continued, the candle smell never ceased.
"What is that...?" Could the slime be nearby? He certainly doesn't see any... hey.. those orange horns! The weird clown dude is waiting in line too. How funny! Anyways, what was he thinking about? Oh, it doesn't matter.
Eventually, Draco arrives at the ride, front row seats! He giddily sits down, then looks to his right. "GAAAAHHH!" He almost leaps out of the cart, "YOU AGAIN?!"
Gamzee smiles, "Me AgAiN :o)"
"WH-WHAT A ... WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!" He looks back forward, suddenly dreading the ride. The ride begins, and Draco still feels nothing but an uneasy feeling that the man beside him is dangerous. Draco can do nothing but hope the ride ends quickly.
TOO BAD! Right in front of the snake, the ride breaks down. Draco gulps as he glances at Gamzee, who happened to be staring right back at him, still having the stupid sinister grin plastered onto his face.
"Aw man! Guess we gotta get off..." Draco sighs in relief to himself.
"I'm sorry my brave adventurers, but please do NOT disembark your vehicles! Only terrible accidents happen, some even worse than the curse of the Forbidden Eye! Do be careful, my adventurers." Gimbley announced.
"MMMMFKHDJGBDFNG NDFBMSD!!!" Draco grumbles.
"dAmN, i WoNdEr WhAt HapPeNeD..." Gamzee seems to be in thought. Draco only nods.
They sit in silence for a while, Draco slowly becoming less unease... then..
"HaVe YoU eVeR tRiEd SoPoR sLiMe PiE?" Gamzee asks Draco.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Draco front flips out of the vehicle and runs out of the ride. He hears the terrified screams of people as he leaves through the emergency exit and a loud... crash. Whatever! We don't have time to worry about this! Draco runs like the wind and dives straight into a large lake.
As draco swims across like a mermaid, he hears a loud HHRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHH..... Its a boat!! He stops like a deer in the middle of road and turns to the boat, with wide eyes. He pulls out his wand and chants "APPARATIONAMATION!!!!!"
He finds himself in the captain's cabin of the boat. There's nobody there. Looking like a filthy dog that just got caught in the rain, he flops himself onto the quarter deck, terrifying all of the guests.
"DEMON! DEEEEEEEEEEEMON!" a lady screeches
"CODE FARFOUR CODE FARFOUR" a cast member screams into his walky talky
"noGUYS NO!!!!!!"
Everybody keeps panicking at the sight of Draco Malfoy, and then... everything goes black.
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The Only One Who Gets It - Draco Malfoy x Gamzee Makara
RomanceDraco was visiting Disneyland to study wizard magic, when he became distracted by the magic of miracles. He meets an insane juggalo, one so whimsical and capricious that Draco just couldn't get enough. This is the story of Draco Malfoy and Gamzee Ma...
